Top 3 Signs you are on Santa’s Naughty List
# 3 You get Detroit Lions tickets in your stocking
# 2 Unlike previous years no HGH in the sugarplums
# 1 Rudolph leaves his sloppy seconds on your carpet
The US Federal Reserve lowered the interest rate to near zero just about the same as for a Florida/Tampa Wednesday night NHL game.
Unusual week for things being thrown as President Bush had shoes hurled at him; Sean Avery had the book lobbed at him and the Cleveland Browns tossed in the towel.
Tennessee Titans QB Vince Young is suing a promoter over the use of the name inVINCEable. In other news a lawyer is trying to trademark the rights to the name unsAVERY.
Tiger Woods says his reconstructed leg will be better than ever and with an estimated loss of $6 million in earnings who can doubt him?
A man made medical history this week as he had a complete face transplant. Dr.’s say the anonymous patient is fine and hopes to resume his hockey career with a new team after he completes anger management therapy.
Buying holiday gifts must be tough for Kobe because with all the gifts he has given his wife over his affairs a diamond to him isn’t forever; at best it’s a stocking stuffer.
With the number of elderly sports executives having remarkable success rejuvenating franchises, maybe we should demand Don Cherry to be our Governor General.
Isn’t giving sports athletes a paid suspension like Santa putting you on the naughty list and still giving you a toy?
The way athletes are being fined for bad behaviour is impacting the lives of our children. Now instead of them being scared by stories like “Goldilocks and the 3 Bears” their biggest fear is the 15% escrows on their signing bonuses.
Athletes were hit hard when their investments evaporated this year. As a result teams retiring sweaters now have to both raise the jersey and pass the hat.
Chris Bosh had a horrible night shooting Wednesday with his scoring percentage less than the janitor gets trying to hook up at a Victoria Secret Christmas Party.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
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