Yes We Can!

During the election CNN unveiled a hologram which allows the anchor to see the reporter but walk right through it or as the Detroit Lions call it, the front four.

After 2 consecutive wins with backup Kevin Weekes in net the New Jersey Devils answered the question of their ability to win without Martin Brodeur with “yes we can”.

A-Rod is dating Madonna thus denying NFL quarterbacks the chance to add a cougar to their wildcat offence.

Tickets to the playoff game in Regina sold out in less than 35 minutes thus proving what most women in Saskatchewan know, Roughrider fans are quick to please.

An 18 year old cheerleader from the New England Patriots was dismissed after pictures on her facebook page showed her with a sharpie in her hand beside a passed out man with swastikas on his face. Officials said they are OK with high heels not heil ones.

On a historic day in the US Barry Bonds lawyer asked the court to throw out his charges of lying saying “yes you can”.

Sports Illustrated asked both Barack Obama and John McCain what they thought was the most serious issue in sports and surprisingly they both replied low blows.

Now that Obama has won the Whitehouse they now say the Bradley effect applies to the fact the NY Knicks can only win a championship with white men.

A second man has died after completing the NY marathon but on the bright side he had never been in better shape.

Marion Jones says she took steroids because she didn’t lover herself enough to which Barry Bonds replied it was just another piece of evidence to show I’m innocent.

The St. Louis Blues were undefeated until Sarah Palin dropped a puck for their opening game to which John McCain said “tell me about it”.

Due to the global credit crisis the Right to Play Foundation is being scaled back and will now be called the Right to Pay.

Top 3 Most Popular Sports related Halloween Costumes
# 3 The Travis Henry Fertility Doctor
# 2 The Michael Vick Dog Trainer
# 1 The Gary Bettman Garden Gnome

Winnipeg Blue Bomber Milt Stegal offered a money back guarantee they will win this weekend the first time an athlete has put his money where his mouth is since the last trip to a strip club.

Stephen Ames is defending his Walt Disney World title this year and when asked to pick the toughest hole he mentioned both the one with the windmill and the clown face.

Buffalo has been awarded the 2011 World Jr. Hockey Championships and say they will let Toronto have exhibition and games between Poland and Switzerland.

Kansas City Chief Larry Johnson has been charged with spitting a drink on a girl a charge he is vehemently denying with the explanation being he is a wine connoisseur and she just got in the way.

Bud Selig says he tried to make it fair for everyone during the downpour during the 5th game of the World Series but it’s tough to level the playing field in a waterfall.

Portland Trailblazer Greg Odem lasted 7 minutes before being taken out of the game with another injury and again I missed the bet by taking the over on if he would last 10 minutes.

The red carpet used by Sarah Palin to drop the puck at a St. Louis Blues game ended up injuring the Blues goalie thus increasing the number of people she has hamstrung this year.

I thought most of the injuries Sarah would create would be related to groin pulls.

Which job would you like the least, Commissioner of Baseball after the rules showed the Phillies they really should have won, CEO of the brokerage firm that told you to get out on Monday and later seeing the market gain 1200 points or leader of the Liberal pary?

Top 3 Signs the Baseball game should be called due to rain
# 3 Pitchers spit ball doesn’t have as much movement as the throw back from the catcher
# 2 Umpire uses chest protector to double as flotation device
# 1 Players actually need to stick their hands down pants for warmth