The Buzz on Buzz

You know the H1N1 pandemic is serious when they move potential Olympic Hockey team members to the front of the line for a shot...

Professional athletes have been called pigs for years but when they try to get a shot for it everyone calls them line jumpers.

After seeing sports teams get the H1N1 shot and X-rays being taken of baseball injuries between innings... Americans are now calling for a player’s health option in addition to a public one for health care reform.

The CFL Players Association (CFLPA) is in the final phase of negotiations for a new contract. A CFLPA spokesman says stumbling blocks include revenue on deposit from empties, 2 for 1 coupons and air miles.

The NHL Players Association has confirmed Buzz Hargrove the former head of the Auto Workers has resigned. Buzz leave the NHLPA in roughly the same condition he left the auto industry.

A helicopter was required to rescue a man from an ice flow in northern Manitoba. The man was said to be in good condition and says he still plans to coach the Blue Bombers next year.

Kansas Royals pitcher Zach Grienke has won the American League Cy Young Award. Grienke suffers from a social disorder which makes him the 1st professional athlete to have a social disease not treatable with penicillin.

If giving up $8 million to play part time makes Alan Iverson the “Answer” the question must be who has more money than brains.

I saw an incident like the woman who attacked another player on the soccer field but they were covered with mud and there was a 2 drink minimum.

After a blown call by the referee on a hand ball sent France to a victory over Ireland in World Cup qualifications officials with Ireland are worried it might cause their fan base to take to the drink.

The owner of the Tennessee Titans was fined $250,000. For giving the Buffalo Bills fans the finger but yet the owner of the Bills wasn’t fined anything for giving his fans the shaft.

San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum had quite the month with being charged on possession of marijuana and then winning the Cy Young award by a paper thin margin.

A plan to have cruise ships in the harbour for Vancouver 2010 was scrapped with officials saying the plan collapsed when they couldn’t find enough girls to go wild.

Top 5 signs your teams celebrations are over the top
# 5 Players do the Lambeau Leap in practice
# 4 Team hires a choreographer for touchdown celebrations
# 3 Captain starts break dancing when he wins the coin toss
# 2 The referee has to tell players to get a room during hug fests
# 1 They play for a team from Toronto