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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Performance enhanced column

What a wonderful feeling to hear people from Vancouver being envious of the rest of Canada for having enough snow to ski on.

Mark McGuire says now that he has talked about his steroid use all the shots should be behind him... again.

Mikka Kipprusof the shining light for the Calgary Flames had to deal with a laser directed in his eyes by the dimmest bulb in Vancouver.

Pat Quinn carried the Olympic Torch in Edmonton the closest he has been to a flaming hot group for a while

Top 5 signs you are hated by referees
# 5 You get a technical while in the shower
# 4 You are called for goaltender interference and you are the goaltender
# 3 On 4th and goal he gives you a 2 minute time-out
# 2 Before you can take a face off you have to say “mother may I?”
# 1 You are only allowed to take 4 steps after you stop dribbling

Brian Burke says Leafs coach Ron Wilson’s job is a safe as the gold in Ft. Knox. This contradicts earlier reports his job was as safe as the gold in the Canadian Mint.