Twitter has scored another 1st as they were able to capture the whole press conference announcing the signing of Jay Boumeester with Daryl Sutter in less than 140 characters.
Mike Holmes has been named the parade marshal for the Calgary Stampede and while he was in town did some work by checking out the foundations at Cowboys.
Wimbledon is under fire for admitting they chose the Centre Court players based on looks. This is a 180 degree reversal from an earlier decision to give English players the limelight.
Top 5 signs you are too ugly to play at Center Court in Wimbledon
# 5 Your dentist is British
# 4 The press describes you as having a bangers and mash complexion
# 3 Travis Henry turned you down for a conjugal visit
# 2 You had cosmetic surgery from Michael Jacksons Doctor
# 1 Your doubles partner wears blinders
NBA free agents are being given far less than in previous years with some going so far as to use condoms rather than pay more child support.
The CFL game between Toronto and Hamilton featured tributes to Michael Jackson with the Argos Arland Bruce imitating him in death after scoring a touchdown and the Tiger Cats copying his moon walk while on offense.
I think I have it straight, a Burka is a religious construct made of cotton used to protect the wearers’ modesty and a Brian Burka is a hockey contract made of money used to camouflage the players mediocrity.
A report says Canadians will have to work longer or have more kids to remain internationally competitive. The report was issued by a group including Brett Favre, Chris Chelios and Travis Henry.
So Canadians need to have more children, you know what that means... another NBA team is just about guaranteed.
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