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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Shuffling the engines on the Titanic...

The NFL has slapped New Orleans companies with cease and desist orders after they created T-shirts with the saying “Who Dat”. In a related item the Calgary Flames are trying to stop vendors from selling T-shirts commemorating their recent trades with the Leafs and Rangers. The Flames contend LOL, OMG and WTF are trademarked

PGA golfer John Daly says he is tired of embarrassing himself and wants to quit golf... which threw the PGA into a tailspin as he was the last player anyone wants to watch.

Daly has a history of retiring and un-retiring so chequered even Brett Favre and Cher are going come on make up your mind.

I have a sneaking suspicion this wasn’t the Maple Leaf Dion Phaneuf wanted to put on this year. In hindsight the trade is great as Dion can now separate himself from the chaos of Calgary.

Can we just admit Phaneuf was traded for a salary dump during a dump?

I think the trade was brokered by CBC... having Dion in Toronto gave Don Cherry both a reason to live and a bit of an orgasm

The trade was better for Don’s hockey cherry than a bottle of Viagra and a six pack of Blue

The trade was expected as Calgary had to part with some talent to Toronto to comply with Canadian equalization payments to have not teams

Quebec was livid with Calgary when they traded away their best player to Toronto saying as not only a have not Province but a don't give a shit Province.. they were entitled to 1st dibs

Is it even possible that at the NHL GM Meetings last year Daryl Sutter was caught on video urinating in someones drink? That is about the only way I can explain it... that makes any sense at least...

Fans going to the Super Bowl will not be allowed to bring in umbrellas which could be a problem as everyone knows in Miami it’s raining men.

The ban on products is extensive. A security spokesman for the event says they have to be 100% whereas a terrorist only has to be lucky once... and the Saints need a miracle...

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