A hook-up of Tiger Woods plans to release an hour long videotape of her and Tiger with about 35 minutes of sex. This confirms what a lot of people have seen... Tiger spends a lot of time lining up the hole...
The NFL supported women’s cancer with pink gloves, chinstraps and personal breast exams by players after the games
Despite signing a 5 year agreement with Rona Calgary Flames officials are adamant the team is not re-building
A Montreal man was ordered to pay $1 billion after sending out spam on Facebook and worse was unfriended by Chad Ochocinco.
The CFL is asking for $12 million from the Federal Government to host the 100th Grey Cup. The money will be used to promote the event in Toronto. A few million will be also given for Quebec to hold a French language tribute in song, dance and mime.
You would think from the way the Buffalo Bills are playing the CFL would offer to pay to have them play a few more games in Toronto.
Steve Tambalini the GM of the Edmonton Oilers was asked why he sent Sheldon Souray to Rochester in the AHL . He said it was the best fit for the team after SKA Siberia declined their offer.
Sesame Street is tackling issues such as HIV and drug abuse in their new shows for Nigeria. Next up they plan to introduce a new character Mr. Zero who will explain soccer scoring.
A cargo ship in Montreal was found to have a container filled with illegal immigrants. The low wage workers were thought to be in Canada to compete with Canadians for low paying jobs but none of them were able to throw a football.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Friday, October 1, 2010
Don't go Heidi!
The difference between NFL and CFL off site games? CFL teams come back loaded up on lobster... NFL teams catch their fill of crabs...
I know the nickname has been taken but I vote the Big M for Matt Dunigan... m for mute... do we really need to know coach Marcel Belfray of the Tiger Cats has piercing bedroom blue eyes?
It would have been nice if TSN could had given us an Atlantic perspective on the Atlantic Game... but CBC wouldn’t release Rex Murphy
The CFL players are coming down hard on the repeat vicious chop blocks from the Hamilton Tiger Cats Jason Jimenez who has already ended one career. The cry is being taken up by any employee who has to work with a lunatic especially Canada Post. The employees of Canada Post are in a bind... do they agree with the CFL players or honour Jimenez with a going postal stamp?
Canada is sending its national curling teams to the Summer Commonwealth Games in New Delhi not to complete just to sweep up some of the mouse droppings. In order to get the athletes used to the unsanitary conditions Team Canada is training and eating on Yonge Street in Toronto.
I guess the Stampeders Henry Burris has a home jersey an away jersey and an away from home jersey. Let’s see... double barrelled offense, playing for the cup... front loaded contract... bunch of boobs and Henry...yup got’em all...
The Montreal Canadians have chosen a unilingual English American captain causing riots, looting , a challenge from the Quebec language Police, an angry Bloc is considering staying home from Parliament, the Quebec Liberals say more judges will be appointed to spearhead an inquiry and the mascot for the Quebec Winter Carnival was seen lining his pockets with Kleenex instead of money. Or as it is known in Quebec... Tuesday.
A rejected MacLean’s cover had the Quebec Winter Carnival mascot stuffing his pocket with NHL tickets...
It has a nice ring to it when LaPolice can be fined. Ist time this week for a Quebec authority figure.
Not to say golf is desperate to create a controversy but Rory McIlroy says he was misquoted in reports he wants to play Tiger Woods and set the record straight saying he told the reporter “nice day”.
The Alberta Government set up a workplace safety website and the #1 complaint was for the bone restructuring company owned by BC Lions lineman Jason Jiminez
NFL fans are upset Brett Favre won’t retire and devastated Heidi Klum did.
I know the nickname has been taken but I vote the Big M for Matt Dunigan... m for mute... do we really need to know coach Marcel Belfray of the Tiger Cats has piercing bedroom blue eyes?
It would have been nice if TSN could had given us an Atlantic perspective on the Atlantic Game... but CBC wouldn’t release Rex Murphy
The CFL players are coming down hard on the repeat vicious chop blocks from the Hamilton Tiger Cats Jason Jimenez who has already ended one career. The cry is being taken up by any employee who has to work with a lunatic especially Canada Post. The employees of Canada Post are in a bind... do they agree with the CFL players or honour Jimenez with a going postal stamp?
Canada is sending its national curling teams to the Summer Commonwealth Games in New Delhi not to complete just to sweep up some of the mouse droppings. In order to get the athletes used to the unsanitary conditions Team Canada is training and eating on Yonge Street in Toronto.
I guess the Stampeders Henry Burris has a home jersey an away jersey and an away from home jersey. Let’s see... double barrelled offense, playing for the cup... front loaded contract... bunch of boobs and Henry...yup got’em all...
The Montreal Canadians have chosen a unilingual English American captain causing riots, looting , a challenge from the Quebec language Police, an angry Bloc is considering staying home from Parliament, the Quebec Liberals say more judges will be appointed to spearhead an inquiry and the mascot for the Quebec Winter Carnival was seen lining his pockets with Kleenex instead of money. Or as it is known in Quebec... Tuesday.
A rejected MacLean’s cover had the Quebec Winter Carnival mascot stuffing his pocket with NHL tickets...
It has a nice ring to it when LaPolice can be fined. Ist time this week for a Quebec authority figure.
Not to say golf is desperate to create a controversy but Rory McIlroy says he was misquoted in reports he wants to play Tiger Woods and set the record straight saying he told the reporter “nice day”.
The Alberta Government set up a workplace safety website and the #1 complaint was for the bone restructuring company owned by BC Lions lineman Jason Jiminez
NFL fans are upset Brett Favre won’t retire and devastated Heidi Klum did.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Chill Montreal
Not sure who has the hardest record to justify... Alberta Premier Ed Stelmach defending the Oil Sands... Edmonton GM Kevin Lowe defending the Oilers or Calgary GM Darryl Sutter defending his personality...
A surprise in the poll to determine who is the most popular candidate for mayor of Calgary when Darien Durant placed in the top 5
Jesse Lumsden signed with the Calgary Stampeders but only after he was given assurance they don’t still shoot workhorses that go lame...
Former Arizona Cardinals QB and devout Christian Kurt Warner was surprised when he heard so many people were praying for him. It turns out fans were asking for divine intervention so he would be kicked off Dancing with the Stars so he could go back to the team
After sitting out the pre season and then signing a huge contract NY Jets CB Darrelle Revis is on the shelf with a strained hamstring. Asked how he will pass the time away from football Revis replied... comfortably...
For a person addicted to morphine working for the Edmonton Eskimos is going to be a pain
Top 5 NFL/ Michael Vic/dog fighting puns/double entrants’/satire/ridicule/rhyme type jokes
#5 He’s been let off the leash... kept on a short one or reignited the debate over chemical castration...
#4 Vic may play in the shotgun but can’t pull the trigger...
#3 Vic wants to play defence but NFL will not allow him to be a Rover
#2 In the CFL a career ending tackle is called horse collaring in the NFL it’s fatal and called dog collaring
#1 Bite me
According to experts the American recession ended in July of 2009. Toronto Maple Leafs could relate as their team turned the corner in February of 2006
Carey Price has asked Canadians fans to “chill” after they booed him during a pre season loss. Asked to comment Montreal Canadians fans took exception to the hothead and excitable label and then resumed burning his effigy, looting the Gap and filming their angst for a Radio Canada live performance special...
A surprise in the poll to determine who is the most popular candidate for mayor of Calgary when Darien Durant placed in the top 5
Jesse Lumsden signed with the Calgary Stampeders but only after he was given assurance they don’t still shoot workhorses that go lame...
Former Arizona Cardinals QB and devout Christian Kurt Warner was surprised when he heard so many people were praying for him. It turns out fans were asking for divine intervention so he would be kicked off Dancing with the Stars so he could go back to the team
After sitting out the pre season and then signing a huge contract NY Jets CB Darrelle Revis is on the shelf with a strained hamstring. Asked how he will pass the time away from football Revis replied... comfortably...
For a person addicted to morphine working for the Edmonton Eskimos is going to be a pain
Top 5 NFL/ Michael Vic/dog fighting puns/double entrants’/satire/ridicule/rhyme type jokes
#5 He’s been let off the leash... kept on a short one or reignited the debate over chemical castration...
#4 Vic may play in the shotgun but can’t pull the trigger...
#3 Vic wants to play defence but NFL will not allow him to be a Rover
#2 In the CFL a career ending tackle is called horse collaring in the NFL it’s fatal and called dog collaring
#1 Bite me
According to experts the American recession ended in July of 2009. Toronto Maple Leafs could relate as their team turned the corner in February of 2006
Carey Price has asked Canadians fans to “chill” after they booed him during a pre season loss. Asked to comment Montreal Canadians fans took exception to the hothead and excitable label and then resumed burning his effigy, looting the Gap and filming their angst for a Radio Canada live performance special...
Thursday, September 16, 2010
A Dutchy subject...
The signing of Jesse Lumsden to a CFL contract is day to day when the running back tweaked his wrist while practicing putting his name to a contract...
A TV company is promoting their new 3D sets using a cardboard cut out of NFL stars falling down. In order for the cardboard cut outs to have a more realistic feel... the NFL stars were coached by 2D TV Sports talking heads... if I’m not mistaken Peyton Manning is channelling his inner Dutchy...
The homeless World Cup of soccer starts next week to which the CFLPA has objected saying they could at least have considered offering football...
The NY Jets are being investigated by the NFL after reports they harassed a Mexican female reporter at a recent practice. The Jets have apologized saying they thought she was a woman applying to be baby momma # 9 for cornerback Antonio Cromartie
NY Jets corner back Antonio Cromartie was asked about NE Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss asking for more money to take care of his family. Cromartie asked for a moment to take off his shoes to determine how much child support he has to pay...
During the Chicago Blackhawks playoff run each time they scored a goal a song by the band The Fratellis was played. The band has since split up citing the usual... salary cap restrictions.
Discussions are underway to set up an expansion draft for an Ottawa football franchise that is scheduled to return to the CFL for the 2013 season. Each team is expected to place 4 players in the pool but the CFL rejected Edmonton’s request to place 44.
A TV company is promoting their new 3D sets using a cardboard cut out of NFL stars falling down. In order for the cardboard cut outs to have a more realistic feel... the NFL stars were coached by 2D TV Sports talking heads... if I’m not mistaken Peyton Manning is channelling his inner Dutchy...
The homeless World Cup of soccer starts next week to which the CFLPA has objected saying they could at least have considered offering football...
The NY Jets are being investigated by the NFL after reports they harassed a Mexican female reporter at a recent practice. The Jets have apologized saying they thought she was a woman applying to be baby momma # 9 for cornerback Antonio Cromartie
NY Jets corner back Antonio Cromartie was asked about NE Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss asking for more money to take care of his family. Cromartie asked for a moment to take off his shoes to determine how much child support he has to pay...
During the Chicago Blackhawks playoff run each time they scored a goal a song by the band The Fratellis was played. The band has since split up citing the usual... salary cap restrictions.
Discussions are underway to set up an expansion draft for an Ottawa football franchise that is scheduled to return to the CFL for the 2013 season. Each team is expected to place 4 players in the pool but the CFL rejected Edmonton’s request to place 44.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
A vacant field...
I know the Saskatchewan Roughriders have fanatical followers but there was 6000 out for a practice in Calgary and they were playing Winnipeg... at home in Regina...
Gary Bettman approved the contract of Ilya Kolvachuck and in addition retroactively blessed the deal given by the Ottawa Senators to Alexandre Daigle
Ben Roethisberger had his suspension from the NFL reduced from 6 games to 4 when Commissioner Roger Goodell determined he had not molested anyone in public for over 3 months... a personal record
The 1st athlete to test positive for human growth hormone in North America was a Canadian University athlete who was suspended from football but received a scholarship in science.
The Minnesota Vikings are still upset that the New Orleans Saints took what they called cheap shots at QB Brett Favre in last year’s playoff game. In an effort to drive the narrative the Vikings are teaming up with the American Association for Retired People to promote a campaign against elder abuse.
Bill “Spaceman” Lee became the oldest player to pitch a professional baseball game last week at 62. Bill was tickled when he received congratulations from kids like Chris Chelios, Jamie Moyer and Brett Favre.
The Houston Texans have signed former Arizona Cardinals QB Matt Leinhart to be their 3rd string QB in what had to be a left-handed compliment on his ability
Leaving Tiger Woods off a Ryder Cup team would be like not using members of the Cincinnati Bengals in an episode of Arrested Development...
The Saskatchewan Roughriders have reached a decision as to where a new stadium will be built. The choice was between vacant land south of Regina to Montana, vacant land east to Alberta, vacant land west to Manitoba or vacant land north to Alaska...
The Quebec Provincial Government say they will pay 45% of the cost for a new arena in Quebec City and expect the balance of the funds will come from a traditional Quebec revenue source... taxpayers of Alberta...
Winnipeg Blue Bombers QB Buck Pierce will be out indefinitely after suffering an elbow injury during the Labour Day game with Saskatchewan. Pierce was originally scheduled to be out 2 weeks but he aggravated the injury while attempting to button up his shirt...
A report from the 2010 Winter Olympic organizers found snowboarders had the most injuries which came as no surprise to any football player who will tell you there are always more injuries when you play on grass...
France has been hit by a series of strikes from their transit workers and it is bringing back memories of the World Cup for the nation.... because after the team went on strike the county didn’t go anywhere in the tournament either...
A preacher in the US is threatening to hold a Koran burning to protest the 10th anniversary of 911. To put this in perspective for Canadians it would be like burning one of our holy relics... Toronto Maple Leaf season tickets... to complain about getting beat by the Detroit Red Wings
Reggie Bush might have to give back the bronze bust he won in College but I thought he had already broken up with Kim Kardashian...
A report from Canadian Border Services Agency revealed there was an increased amount of testing for radioactive devices during the Vancouver Olympics. In the end the only nuclear meltdown was when Russian President Vladimir Putin blasted his countries Olympic effort...
US researchers trying to answer the question “Does money buy happiness?” say they have found evidence happiness starts with an income of $75,000. When asked to comment a spokesman for the CFL Players Association says he found the results depressing...
Gary Bettman approved the contract of Ilya Kolvachuck and in addition retroactively blessed the deal given by the Ottawa Senators to Alexandre Daigle
Ben Roethisberger had his suspension from the NFL reduced from 6 games to 4 when Commissioner Roger Goodell determined he had not molested anyone in public for over 3 months... a personal record
The 1st athlete to test positive for human growth hormone in North America was a Canadian University athlete who was suspended from football but received a scholarship in science.
The Minnesota Vikings are still upset that the New Orleans Saints took what they called cheap shots at QB Brett Favre in last year’s playoff game. In an effort to drive the narrative the Vikings are teaming up with the American Association for Retired People to promote a campaign against elder abuse.
Bill “Spaceman” Lee became the oldest player to pitch a professional baseball game last week at 62. Bill was tickled when he received congratulations from kids like Chris Chelios, Jamie Moyer and Brett Favre.
The Houston Texans have signed former Arizona Cardinals QB Matt Leinhart to be their 3rd string QB in what had to be a left-handed compliment on his ability
Leaving Tiger Woods off a Ryder Cup team would be like not using members of the Cincinnati Bengals in an episode of Arrested Development...
The Saskatchewan Roughriders have reached a decision as to where a new stadium will be built. The choice was between vacant land south of Regina to Montana, vacant land east to Alberta, vacant land west to Manitoba or vacant land north to Alaska...
The Quebec Provincial Government say they will pay 45% of the cost for a new arena in Quebec City and expect the balance of the funds will come from a traditional Quebec revenue source... taxpayers of Alberta...
Winnipeg Blue Bombers QB Buck Pierce will be out indefinitely after suffering an elbow injury during the Labour Day game with Saskatchewan. Pierce was originally scheduled to be out 2 weeks but he aggravated the injury while attempting to button up his shirt...
A report from the 2010 Winter Olympic organizers found snowboarders had the most injuries which came as no surprise to any football player who will tell you there are always more injuries when you play on grass...
France has been hit by a series of strikes from their transit workers and it is bringing back memories of the World Cup for the nation.... because after the team went on strike the county didn’t go anywhere in the tournament either...
A preacher in the US is threatening to hold a Koran burning to protest the 10th anniversary of 911. To put this in perspective for Canadians it would be like burning one of our holy relics... Toronto Maple Leaf season tickets... to complain about getting beat by the Detroit Red Wings
Reggie Bush might have to give back the bronze bust he won in College but I thought he had already broken up with Kim Kardashian...
A report from Canadian Border Services Agency revealed there was an increased amount of testing for radioactive devices during the Vancouver Olympics. In the end the only nuclear meltdown was when Russian President Vladimir Putin blasted his countries Olympic effort...
US researchers trying to answer the question “Does money buy happiness?” say they have found evidence happiness starts with an income of $75,000. When asked to comment a spokesman for the CFL Players Association says he found the results depressing...
Friday, September 3, 2010
Bombs Away!
After the Saskatchewan Roughriders lost to the Edmonton Eskimos in front of a packed house at Commonwealth Stadium Coach Ken Miller was philosophical saying it’s hard to keep focused when you are in front of so many supporters
Japan used the long bomb to cripple Hawaii in the Little League World Series... what too soon?
Brett Favre threw 2 interceptions, had a fumble and was sacked twice in the 1st half of a pre-season game so... he’s already in playoff form
Fox News shill Glen Beck held a rally in Washington called restoring hope attended by thousands of supporter. This was second only to the Washington Redskins pre season game nicknamed... Scoring... I hope
Edmonton Oilers goaltender Nikolai Khabibulin has been found guilty of speeding and driving under the influence of alcohol. Khabibulin will be sentenced later and will be subject to immigration laws that will require him to leave Arizona and move to Edmonton. A spokesman for his wife was quoted as saying... AAAAAAUGHH!!!!
Khabibulin received 30 days in jail and they can be served around his work schedule. He chose to be in jail days when the Oilers would be playing the Penguins, Capitals and Red Wings
Roger Clemens pleaded not guilty in a Washington court to lying to Congress then flew to a charity golf tournament later. A controversy erupted in the tournament when Clemens was accused of using a mulligan by tournament officials... later confirmed by his caddy... but he vehemently denies the allegations
It was surprising to hear the Feds were considering subpoenaing his hairstylist to testify but after seeing his new frosted locks maybe only his hairdresser knows for sure
David Asper has made an offer to purchase the Winnipeg Blue Bombers saying he will pay $75 million towards the new stadium. Fans say they would be more impressed if Mr. Asper bought them something useful... like a QB
And from Hartley Miller... love this one...
33 miners trapped in a collapsed mine for nearly a month in Chile has been sent soccer videos. Haven't the miners suffered enough? Officials were happy with the choice saying At least they weren't sent Maple Leafs videos
Japan used the long bomb to cripple Hawaii in the Little League World Series... what too soon?
Brett Favre threw 2 interceptions, had a fumble and was sacked twice in the 1st half of a pre-season game so... he’s already in playoff form
Fox News shill Glen Beck held a rally in Washington called restoring hope attended by thousands of supporter. This was second only to the Washington Redskins pre season game nicknamed... Scoring... I hope
Edmonton Oilers goaltender Nikolai Khabibulin has been found guilty of speeding and driving under the influence of alcohol. Khabibulin will be sentenced later and will be subject to immigration laws that will require him to leave Arizona and move to Edmonton. A spokesman for his wife was quoted as saying... AAAAAAUGHH!!!!
Khabibulin received 30 days in jail and they can be served around his work schedule. He chose to be in jail days when the Oilers would be playing the Penguins, Capitals and Red Wings
Roger Clemens pleaded not guilty in a Washington court to lying to Congress then flew to a charity golf tournament later. A controversy erupted in the tournament when Clemens was accused of using a mulligan by tournament officials... later confirmed by his caddy... but he vehemently denies the allegations
It was surprising to hear the Feds were considering subpoenaing his hairstylist to testify but after seeing his new frosted locks maybe only his hairdresser knows for sure
David Asper has made an offer to purchase the Winnipeg Blue Bombers saying he will pay $75 million towards the new stadium. Fans say they would be more impressed if Mr. Asper bought them something useful... like a QB
And from Hartley Miller... love this one...
33 miners trapped in a collapsed mine for nearly a month in Chile has been sent soccer videos. Haven't the miners suffered enough? Officials were happy with the choice saying At least they weren't sent Maple Leafs videos
Friday, August 27, 2010
Ancient Championship History
American born NBA player Matt Bonner in an attempt to play for Canada at the World Basketball Championships had his application for a quick citizenship denied. Officals say if he wants to have his request speeded up he has to do what everyone else does… come into Canada by paying a human trafficker and claim to be a refugee…
Chicago Cubs manager Lou Pinella retired to spend more time with this mom reversing the general trend of players to extend their careers to get away from their baby mommas
Washington Redskins DE Albert Haynesworth says he has a muscle condition known as rhabdomyolysis and it was aggravated when he spent the summer hauling cheques to the bank
Anaheim Ducks forward Joffrey Lupul says he will miss the upcoming training camp with a blood infection to which Albert said... oh yeah... I have a blood infection
Top 5 signs your baseball announcer is getting on in years
# 5 Vince Scully once dated his grandmother
# 4 Needs a 3rd, 5th and 7th inning stretch
# 3 Eats his evening pre-game meal at noon
# 2 Uses binoculars to read his script
# 1 Constantly refers to the game as Rounders
Construction crews in Edmonton recently uncovered a fossilized artifact that could either be a dinosaur bone or a remnant of a championship trophy
A 12 year old player from Taipei’s little league baseball team weighs 205 lbs. A team spokesman says he not only is their best hitter he also is able to buy the beer for the coaches after the game
Seriously a 205 lb 12 year old? What are they feeding the kids in Taipei? Other slow kids?
Oregon State offensive lineman Tyler Patrick Thomas was tasered when he charged police while naked on a woman’s lawn. Police said he took off at them from a 3 point stance and later clarified it to a 4 point stance
The Chicago Bulls unveiled a statue of former great Scottie Pippen. Asked when they plan to have a similar honour for a player, Toronto Raptors officials said when someone stops acting like a statue during games.
Miners in Chilie are expected to be trapped underground for the next 4 months the longest time anyone has been left in the dark since Thomas Kaberle learned he might be traded
The Edmonton Eskimos are expecting a near capacity crowd for the weekend game with the Saskatchewan Roughriders and in a show of hometown support Rider fans say they will cheer for the occasional Eskimo success
The Canadian Medical Association says MMA fighting is linked to severe brain injury and disability. Asked to comment an MME spokesman said...uhhh... ummmm... what was the question?
NFL owners are considering an 18 game season to add more meaningful games to which fans of the Detroit Lions asked... what is a meaningful game?
It took me the longest time to realize The Expendables wasn’t about NHL free agents expecting to haul in over $2 million as a cap hit
The Alberta Government is considering introducing a sales tax saying the people of Alberta are now used to their NHL teams taxing their patience
Tiger Woods shot a 65 and is leading tournament just days after his divorced was finalized. He credits his Buddhist beliefs saying Nirodha or the end of suffering finally caught up with him
Alberta Culture Minister Lindsay Blackett says his much-publicized remark that Canadian television is "crap" referred not to current shows on air, but to watching the Eskimos
Kurt Browning watched his house nearly burn to the ground after trying to dry out his car seats with a leaf blower the most expensive blow job since President Clinton
Chicago Cubs manager Lou Pinella retired to spend more time with this mom reversing the general trend of players to extend their careers to get away from their baby mommas
Washington Redskins DE Albert Haynesworth says he has a muscle condition known as rhabdomyolysis and it was aggravated when he spent the summer hauling cheques to the bank
Anaheim Ducks forward Joffrey Lupul says he will miss the upcoming training camp with a blood infection to which Albert said... oh yeah... I have a blood infection
Top 5 signs your baseball announcer is getting on in years
# 5 Vince Scully once dated his grandmother
# 4 Needs a 3rd, 5th and 7th inning stretch
# 3 Eats his evening pre-game meal at noon
# 2 Uses binoculars to read his script
# 1 Constantly refers to the game as Rounders
Construction crews in Edmonton recently uncovered a fossilized artifact that could either be a dinosaur bone or a remnant of a championship trophy
A 12 year old player from Taipei’s little league baseball team weighs 205 lbs. A team spokesman says he not only is their best hitter he also is able to buy the beer for the coaches after the game
Seriously a 205 lb 12 year old? What are they feeding the kids in Taipei? Other slow kids?
Oregon State offensive lineman Tyler Patrick Thomas was tasered when he charged police while naked on a woman’s lawn. Police said he took off at them from a 3 point stance and later clarified it to a 4 point stance
The Chicago Bulls unveiled a statue of former great Scottie Pippen. Asked when they plan to have a similar honour for a player, Toronto Raptors officials said when someone stops acting like a statue during games.
Miners in Chilie are expected to be trapped underground for the next 4 months the longest time anyone has been left in the dark since Thomas Kaberle learned he might be traded
The Edmonton Eskimos are expecting a near capacity crowd for the weekend game with the Saskatchewan Roughriders and in a show of hometown support Rider fans say they will cheer for the occasional Eskimo success
The Canadian Medical Association says MMA fighting is linked to severe brain injury and disability. Asked to comment an MME spokesman said...uhhh... ummmm... what was the question?
NFL owners are considering an 18 game season to add more meaningful games to which fans of the Detroit Lions asked... what is a meaningful game?
It took me the longest time to realize The Expendables wasn’t about NHL free agents expecting to haul in over $2 million as a cap hit
The Alberta Government is considering introducing a sales tax saying the people of Alberta are now used to their NHL teams taxing their patience
Tiger Woods shot a 65 and is leading tournament just days after his divorced was finalized. He credits his Buddhist beliefs saying Nirodha or the end of suffering finally caught up with him
Alberta Culture Minister Lindsay Blackett says his much-publicized remark that Canadian television is "crap" referred not to current shows on air, but to watching the Eskimos
Kurt Browning watched his house nearly burn to the ground after trying to dry out his car seats with a leaf blower the most expensive blow job since President Clinton
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