The G-Men win the Super Bowl, Canada’s Emily Brydon wins the Super G and poor Tom Brady has to go home to a super g-string.
The only thing perfect about the Super Bowl was seeing Patriots coach Bill Belichick leave before the game was over.
You have to feel bad for Tom Brady because what does he have to look forward to?
You wonder who has been sacked more Tom Brady or his ex girlfriends?
The Presidential candidates tried to capture the spirit and momentum of the game. Republican Mitt Romney was hosting a party in New England and trumpeting his love of the Patriots and Bill Clinton held a party in NY and sang the praises of cheerleaders.
There were a record 97 million people watching the Super Bowl which was just slightly under 150 million less than tuned in for the NBA game featuring Chinese stars Yi Jianlian and Yao Ming.
The NFL donates the hats and t-shirts that had New England Patriots as the Super Bowl champions printed on them to overseas charities. So somewhere in Africa the perfect season lives on.
I had a perfect day picking winners on Sunday with my prediction the Giants would win by 3, the Rangers would beat Montreal and House would cure the sick person.
The Poverty Olympics was held for the first time and in an upset the team from the National Lacrosse League narrowly beat out the team from the Canadian Football League.
Volatile college basketball coach Bobby Knight has retired saying he wanted to spend more time berating the family.
The Hamilton Tiger Cats are not interested in being a part of the Buffalo Bills expansion into Toronto. According to a team spokesman they have their hands full promoting their own losing team and if they wanted to see an underperforming team for $250 they could still get tickets to a Leafs game.
The Giants were treated to a ticker tape parade in New York with the added benefit of having traders able to shower them with worthless stocks.
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