My thanks to Cam Hutchinson for supporting this creation. Cheers DJW

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Da Da Da Da DADA...LeCharge!

A Quebec man has demanded the Federal Government force the Bell Centre in Montreal to play more French Music. I agree because nothing makes me more angry and emotional than listening to Celine Dion.

It will be tough on the fighters to get into it with "Voulez-vous vous chez avec moi" playing in the background.

Once of the difficulties is there are no French words for the song “Charge!”

Asked what he would do now that he no longer is Coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs Paul Maurice said he would spend some quality time away from the children.

Switzerland wins 1st place in its World Hockey Group...SWEET!

Do the Swiss have an advantage taking one-timers? When they shoot wide on a breakaway is it a Swiss Miss? Asked how they were performing the coach said “Like clockwork”

The Chinese have reached the top of Mt. Everest with a special Olympic Torch that burns leaded gas.

Was Kobe Bryant voted the NBA’s Most Valuable Player, Most Volatile Player or Most Vain Player?

The Conservative Government is taunting Liberal Leader Stephane Dion and someone should tell him to stop turtleing.

Six harness horses in New Jersey have tested positive for steroids and like Roger Clemens are also accused of being sent out to stud.

Roger Clemens has been refused a tryout with the US Olympic baseball team but a spokesman for Clemens says he was more interested in playing with the girls.

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