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Saturday, June 28, 2008

Euroverdyingit...

The Vancouver Canucks are said to be interested in trading the Sedin twins but so far the best offer is straight up for the Hanson brothers.

Sean Avery has decided to test the free agency market and so far his agent has received offers from Cosmopolitan, Woman’s Wear Daily and Tiger Beat Magazine.

Top 3 Signs the CFL Season has begun

3 Toronto is busy hosting NFL Fantasy Draft parties

2 Each teams designated coupon clipper is fighting to get under the salary cap

1 Saskatchewan farmers switching from wheat to watermelons



How bad a dye job did Vic Rauter get for Euro 2008?

...The colour job was so bad TSN cried foul and will only shoot his spot from the penalty area...

...TSN viewers are asking if he might be sick or... dead even...

...The other two announcers sitting at the table (the un-dyed?) get a nice shot up close when they are putting in their .0136 Euro's worth, but when the camera switches to Vic they use a wide angle lens covered in vasoline...

...When the background noise is not the crowd singing but the producers yelling BACK to the cameramen....


...poor Vic must be dying of embarrassment...

Calls to the station over the loss of reception during the Turkey/German game are 50-50 split between complaining about the game cutting out and having to look at Vic...

I thought it was tacky when Donal Trump called it a rug...

I guess that's what happens when you lose a bet to Jimmy the Greek...


...Vick should have paid more attention to Miss Clairol than to the Swiss Miss...


Thought I was watching an interview show on TSN and it turned out to be the Saskatchewan/Edmonton CFL game.

I guess TSN has to show more commercials during CFL games because they need time to warm up for the onslaught required for the Grey Cup.



Someone should let soccor announcers know if they spend ten minutes yelling goallllll, Eurovercompensating....




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