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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

TSN wants you!

Top 5 signs TSN wants you for their NHL playoff panel
# 5 As GM your last 1st round pick finished 2nd in scoring for the Molson Muscle of the Toronto Beer League
# 4 As a coach you watched over 200 playoff games, most in High Definition
# 3 As a GM you found a way to go over the salary cap before there was one and still miss the playoffs
# 2 As a player you defined the terms goon, healthy scratch and sieve
# 1 Your haircut looks better than Pierre McGuire

Former NY Knicks coach Isaiah Thomas has landed a job with Florida International College. The contract is for 5 years and includes a base salary, incentives and freshman assistants that can’t spell harassment.

TSN (Toronto Sports Network) will broadcast the Flames/Blackhawks playoff round after getting the third choice after CBC. When asked what it would be like to broadcast a Canadian team for the first time officials with the network were stunned saying they didn’t know Canada had purchased Chicago.

Leafs GM Brian Burke says he wants to win and have a parade to which forward Juri Thirsti added “and I would be proud to lead it”.

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