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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The sad story of WWE wrestler Chris Benoit makes me wonder if drug testing needs to be considered. Call me crazy but I think some of them are using steroids.

CFL commissioner Mark Cohon says as a father he is committed to a drug testing policy for the league. As a father he is also committed to the baby bonus, school patrols and the V-Chip.

The severe housing shortage is affecting football players in Alberta. One of the proposed solutions is to follow the model of NFL players and just stay out all night.

Tank Johnson blames his recent drunk driving arrest on being too slow to yell “shotgun”.

All 225 NFL players drafted this year attended a meeting on the leagues new stricter behavior rules. Surprisingly the picks from the Cincinnati Bengals were asked to stay after class.

The Champions over 50 golf tour is considering drug testing for the upcoming year. Officials are waiting for word on whether Rogaine and Viagra are to be considered performance enhancers.

The NHL Hall of Fame is planning their next inductee celebration or as Glen Anderson calls it Passover. This year’s candidates are all worthy although I think Al MacInnis has the best shot.

Leading her volleyball team to the national championships combined with a 4.0 grade point average has earned Canadian Sarah Paven the US female University athlete player of the year award. Asked to comment Sarah says she is now set for life.

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