A man wearing a Texas Longhorns Tee shirt was nearly castrated after attending a bar in Okalahoma home of the Sooners. Patrons at the bar said he was nuts to wear the shirt but were pretty sure he wouldn’t have the balls to do it again.
Scientists have discovered early humans had no Achilles tendon which made them less mobile than the average Toronto Maple Leafs defenseman.
NY Knicks Stephon Marbury said he laughed out loud when told of a sexual harassment suit against coach Isiah Thomas. He said it can’t be harassment when you make as much money as he does.
The NHL has suspended Toronto Maple Leafs forward Mark Bell for 15 games, 1 game for each drink he had before climbing into his car to drive home.
Tiger Woods says he will miss the PGA Grand Slam in order to spend time with his daughter. Asked to comment members of the PGA hoped Tiger would have many more children in the future.
Russia is having a baby crisis and is paying couples to stay at home to get pregnant. If that doesn’t work officials hope to have Travis Henry come in and do a seminar.
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