Top 3 Signs your prison cellmate was a pro football player
#3 Before a rampage asks prisoners to huddle up
#2 When asked to pass the shiv tells you to go long
#1 Has spent time in solitary for illegal use of the hands
Mike Tyson was issued standard pink underwear for his one day stay in prison despite his insistence he was a boxer man. The prison Tyson was in is located next to a dog pound or as Michael Vick called it Hell.
Green Bay Packers are denying reports they offered a bounty for defensive players instead calling it a head tax. In a related story the Edmonton Oilers are denying reports they offer players incentives to live in Edmonton.
Tennessee Titans suspended defensive lineman Packman Jones is defending himself against allegations he started a fight with a teammate earlier this week. According to Jones he was just trying to keep himself in playing shape.
Toronto Maple Leafs GM John Ferguson Jr. is pointing out his recent draft success especially seeing the potential in goalie Tuukka Rask.
After years of waiting for a Grey Cup Saskatchewan Roughrider fans are hoping to hear the theme song from deliverance on Sunday.
In an effort to crack down on drug use in Canada the Government has come up with new laws that include stiffer sentences, more dedicated police and a regulation limiting the number of NFL stars allowed on the Toronto Argonauts.
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