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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Lotto Luck

The Edmonton Oilers shareholders have received another offer for the team which proves Rexall Drugs owner Daryl Katz isn’t the only one with access to hallucinogens. The proposal is called Plan B which narrowly beat out the other suggestion Poison Pill.

The NY Yankees will set a record with a $218 million payroll next year, a figure which includes salaries, bonuses and hush money.

The military engineers behind British submarines have agreed to help their nation design equipment to compete in the 2010 Winter Olympics opening up the potential for the first bobsled to sink during a run.

Police are looking for a man who bilked people in Toronto by saying they could win the Lotto once a curse was lifted from them. Police became suspicious when the man said the curse would be lifted when the Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup.

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