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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Hits the G Spot

Scientists have discovered the G spot on a woman. According to experts it varies in each woman with wives of Edmonton Oilers players finding it just after they call in the movers.

NHL goaltenders are asking to be allowed to advertise on their jerseys. Word is Martin Brodeur has lined up a deal with Sub Zero, Roberto Luongo is in discussions with Shutout Security and Vessa Toskula has had talks with Target.

A Saudi Prince has paid $14 million to secure the license plate # 1 which beat out the Toronto Maple Leafs offer of $10 million and 2 first round draft picks.

The only NHL GM to get burned at the meeting in Florida was Kevin Lowe who forgot his sun block.

In an effort to keep up with pro sports 7-11 is considering a no-trade policy on its Slurpies.

CFL free agency has begun with the players association still fuming the players have to play for free.

The Edmonton Rush of the NLL fired their entire coaching staff after a winless start leading to speculation someone may notice.

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