My thanks to Cam Hutchinson for supporting this creation. Cheers DJW

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Oscar Rated

This year the Oscars had the worst TV ratings ever. Sources close to the show blame it on the new name “Oscar Night in Canada”.

This is the new age of accountability in the NHL with the best trade being $7.8 million over two years for $3.4 million, $2.2 million and a bonus to be named later.

Top 3 Signs your NHL Deadline Trade may be a bust...

# 3 John Ferguson Jr. and Mike Milbury give it a thumbs up

# 2 Other GM’s put you on their Fave 5 for next year

# 1 You refer to the prospect you got as having Darcy Tucker like potential

The Ottawa Senators have fired head coach John Paddock and replaced him with former coach and GM Bryan Murray raising speculation Paddock could soon be hired to help the Toronto Maple Leafs land a lottery pick.

I’m trying to decide what question I would ask on TV’s Moment of Truth.

Roger Clemens did you take steroids?

Brett Hull was your foot in the crease?

Marv Albert what does a thong feel like?

After scoring 15 goals on 20 shots to win a million dollars Darwin Head now has more goals than all but 2 Maple Leafs and costs $31 million less.

Pressure isn’t scoring 15 goals in 24 seconds or being in front of 18,000 fans it’s having your wife and mother-in law standing beside you and trying to explain later if you don’t.

My only thought when I heard ex-NHL player Len Barrie was part of the group interested in buying the Tampa Bay Lightening was what position would his son play?

After failing to make any progress at the draft the Toronto Maple Leafs are now looking at Plan B, hiring Mike Holmes to do a complete renovation.

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