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Monday, April 14, 2008

His Cup nearly half full

The Amen Corner at the Masters is the hole where broadcasters pray Tiger Woods is still in the hunt.

A section of the stands collapsed during a Memphis Grizzlies game causing officials to ponder the wisdom of the all you can eat buffet promotion.

Jimmie Johnson says he didn’t skip a fuel stop on purpose he just didn’t have enough cash for another fill up.

Former Detroit Tigers pitcher Denny McLain was released from jail after a reliever came in to close out his sentence.

The cost of houses has increased in Saskatoon by 58% in the past year prompting speculation the population may be softened up enough to support $200 NHL tickets.

Michael Strahan has asked a court to reduce his divorce settlement saying he is the one who was supposed to sack people.

A rare occurrence on Friday when both the Masters commentators and announcers of the Flyers - Capitals game used the term striking the ball well.

After watching Philadelphia Flyers Patrick Thoresen take a slapshot off the groin I’m pretty sure Stanley wasn’t his favourite Cup.

Listening to the music the Masters uses reminds me isn’t it about time for the Ice Cream Trucks to start up?

NY Rangers forward Sean Avery was just playing charades with New Jersey Devils goalie Martin Brodeur and I got it right away, 1 word sounds like stick...easy.

Workers at NY Yankee Stadium were slowed down as they dug up a Boston Red Sox Jersey as they had to work around the remains of Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earhart.


In what has been described as a first for NY a worker dug up a Boston Red Sox jersey and there was no body with it.


Despite winning the 2006 Cialis Open golfer Trevor Immelman says winning the Masters was the real big one.

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