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Thursday, April 17, 2008

A POPEular Guy

There were reports of another polygamist sect operating in Denver but it turned out to just be a Travis Henry family reunion.

Heisman Trophy winner Herschel Walker once played Russian roulette with a loaded pistol and thankfully it wasn’t a hole he hit.

Despite winning the 2006 Cialis Open golfer Trevor Immelman says winning the Masters was the real big one.

The Buffalo Bills will play the Miami Dolphins in an NFL game in Toronto thus continuing the foundation Toronto sports teams have established, paying ridiculous prices for losing teams.

MLB honoured Jackie Robinson with some players wearing his number 42 and Toronto closer Jeremy Accardo posting it as his ERA.

The Vancouver Canucks fired GM Dave Nonis saying he was no Brian Burke who they had fired before him.

United States Olympic Chairman Peter Ueberroth says he believes the US will field a clean team citing a sponsorship agreement with Dove, Head and Shoulders and Irish Spring.


He says only time will tell how many athletes will be found to have used performance enhancing drugs though he felt the onus was on athletes to find better masking agents.

For the first time the Boston Marathon will post Ads at the start and finish line of the race and in an ironic turn the first sponsor will be the English Tea Company.

France will not allow their athletes to wear a badge saying “For a better World” saying it contrasts with the agreed upon slogan “Have a smoke”.


Tiger Woods will undergo knee surgery which will coincide with a cut in TV golf coverage.

Pope Benedict will say a mass in the home of the Washington Senators a team desperately seeking divine intervention.

The Ottawa Senators turned out like most Governments do, all start no finish.

An astronaut threw out the first pitch to a NY Yankee game from the Space Station the second person to throw one from orbit after Bull “Spaceman” Lee.

Recently fired Vancouver Canuck GM Dave Nonis is embracing the digital age with his press conference being shown on both a sports network and Monster.ca.

The owner of the Cowboys’ Nightclub says he might open up a gay bar in Calgary noting there will be less interference than he is getting to his plans to open a regular club and during the Stampede he can get a real deal on chaps.

The Pope is asking his US Bishops to educate children on proper sexuality which is like Sean Avery advising children on how to act like an adult.

Top 3 signs the US Olympic athletes will be drug free

# 3 Drug testing coincided with bring your daughter to work day

# 2 Relay team practices passing vials of clean urine to each other

# 1 The only Olympic medals the US wins are for good sportsmanship

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