Researchers have discovered a gene that causes people to become morbidly obese and it is called the Levi 5001 wide ass stretch waist gene. The gene was very hard to identify as it was constantly being mistaken for Sara Lee Cheesecakes.
Parents were relieved saying they could now put their children into programs more suited to their genetic makeup like offensive lineman, Opera singers and Sumo wrestling
All was not lost for Hollywood producer Oren Koules after he was forced to sell the Tampa Bay Lightening saying his experience has created a better horror script than any of his Saw movies.
It’s funny he never Saw this horror movie coming…
Interesting choice of coach for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers as they replace a crook with LaPolice
England has removed the captaincy from John Terry after revelations he scored an own goal on his teammates girlfriend. This has disrupted the whole WAG (Wives and Girlfriend) community in England causing the price of Hermes bags to soar.
I’m curious who fakes more… English soccer player diving on the pitch or the WAGS feigning climax
Top 5 rejected Superbowl commercials
# 5 FEMA planning for the past working for tomorrow
# 4 Madame Jacquie’s French Quarter Special
# 3 The NBC tie in to Jay Leno at 10:00
# 2 A day in the life of the Budweiser Clydesdale stable boy
# 1 Indianapolis were not as bad as New Orleans but we could use the tourists too
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