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Saturday, April 10, 2010

i-sorry Tiki Tiger and Ben edition

In addition to not playing for the past 5 months Tiger was breaking in a new set of clubs and weaning himself off of being in clubs

The US Military is trying to repeal the `Don`t ask, don`t tell policy” so it was strange to see Daryl Sutter use it during his year end press conference

Alberta men captured both the World curling championships and the Olympic curling gold medals in addition to having hockey teams that were swept out of playoff contention

16 year old Matteo Manassero made the cut at the Masters and says to get a Green Jacket he plans to work on his short game, putting and lose his virginity

Top 5 memories of the Masters for Matteo Manassero
5 Hooking up with Tom Watsons Great Granddaughter
4 Listening to Arnold Palmer talk about the golfing with wooden clubs
3 Playing X-Box with Jack Nicholas
2 Getting wardrobe advice from Sam Snead
1 The All Bran Breakfast of Champions

It says in my crystal ball that Nashville will be the surprise in the NHL playoffs. I was leaning towards Phoenix but I can’t help but think every team would love to get a chance to beat the club owned by Gary Bettman.

The Tampa Bay Lightning have fired their coach and GM an almost annual rite that is causing scientists to revise their earlier beliefs that lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice

In an effort to help GM Darryl Sutter with his hockey operations the Calgary Flames are installing breathalyzers on all phones during the lead up to trade deadlines and the draft

In what has to be an early Mothers Day present to his wife Edmonton Oilers defenseman Sheldon Souray has asked to be traded

Former NFL player Tiki Barber showed his ability to run behind blocking by announcing he will leave his 8 months pregnant wife for a 23 year old at the same time Tiger Woods was having a press conference. The success of the play will forever be copied by cheating, lying, and responsibility dodging athletes and will be known as the “Tiki Sneak”

Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger held a press conference saying he would not talk about his allegations of sexual assault. The Police dropped the case after the accuser suddenly decided against pressing charges. Unlike Tiki Barber it seems Ben used the old “Buck stops her” method

You know you are a bit slow when Terry Bradshaw says you are acting like an idiot


Apple has added a new download to their App Store called i-sorry. The i-sorry app will give instant notification of any transgressions and the appropriate apology. i-sorry version 1.0 will focus on sports and will include players from the NBA, NFL and Toronto Maple Leafs. i-sorry version 2.0 will include a special Tiger Woods edition once they figure out how to keep it from hooking up with the other apps.

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