Dion Phaneuf has been named the most overrated player by his peers. The voting was restricted to players making $6.5 million for scoring 10 goals and being a minus player
The NCAA is trying to figure out what killed the TV ratings for the final game and it turns out like any good murder mystery the Butler did it.
Tiger Woods started his press conference saying the gallery for a practice round blew him away and no one asked if that was figurative or literal
Tiger said he did everything according to the letter of the law especially the XXX letters
Tiger says he has never took any illegal drugs not HGH, steroids, roofies, ganja, scag, chronic, diddlies and especially not disco biscuits.
Tiger says he will always have a sore knee especially when a warm front blows in or a cold front talks to him about divorce
Tiger used a technique to put the media at ease by mentioning them by their nickname which had an equal success when used on the Sopranos by Pauly Walnuts
Tiger says he is getting the itch to play which was a relief because he had been getting the itch after playing
Washington Wizards forward Gilbert Arenas will have to spend 2 days in jail as part of his 30 day sentence for gun possession. The 2 days are sort of a law enforcement version of the NBA shoot around warm-up
Loved hearing Jason Spezza break into the giggles which reminded us it is a game for men played by boys
QB Donovan McNabb has been traded from Philadelphia to Washington but won’t be forgotten by the team. Eagles chairman Jeffrey Lurie hopes Donovan will come back to be honoured as a Hall of Fame QB and does so while still being able to walk
Watching the Raptors makes you wonder if they are a sleeper playoff team or just a sleeper.
India has enacted sweeping reforms to their education system making it illegal to skip school for those under 12. This will be a blow to their families, the economy and more important to the release of the new Nike Air Rashid shoe
Lamb was in short supply this Easter weekend although a few sacrificial ones were being offered up by the Calgary Flames and Toronto Raptors
After nearly bouncing one to one catcher in the All Star game and tossing it over the head of another on opening day we can assume Little League wasn’t a pre-existing condition for President Obama
Top 5 signs your team may not be in the World Series
# 5 Leadoff batter’s nickname is Pokey
# 4 The team as a whole had 4 no hitters in pre season
# 3 They rely on Milton Bradley for team leadership
# 2 Manager is the new spokesman for an anti-depressant
# 1 The only staff gains are the infections from the shower
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