The Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games has picked their mascots with Miga, Quatchi and Sumi just beating out the trio of Hippie, Happy and Hempie.
During the Grey Cup CBC announcers Mark Lee and Chris Walby must have thought CFL commissioner Masrk Cohon was going to try for a field goal by the way they were licking his boots during the game.
The CBC ended its 55 year run of broadcasting the Grey Cup and it appeared they were bent on making up for all the commercials they forgot to air over the years.
Hard to say what was greeted with more yawns, the announcement of a new Middle East Peace talks or the Toronto Maple Leafs management circus.
Who would have thought Miami Dolphins running back Rickey Williams would be unable to play because his arm was out of joint?
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Thursday, November 22, 2007
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Leaving David Beckham on the bench for the first half of a critical Euro League Soccer game would be like sitting Wayne Gretzky for an important Olympic shootout.
England losing in an important soccer match is like Toronto losing in an important hockey game, expected.
Seeing the best sailing race in the world being postponed by lawyers fighting over the rules I finally see why it is called America’s Cup.
The Royal Bank of Canada is suing former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick over money he is supposed to owe them. A spokesperson for Vick say that the amount is so small it is not worth kibbling over.
OJ Simpson is going to trial over sports memorabilia, Pete Rose is being persecuted for signing baseballs saying I”I cheated” and Barry Bonds is going to face his former collectable partner in court over his alleged perjury. Going to jail as a result of sports paraphernalia is the new signing of the times.
One of the people scheduled to testify about Bonds steroid use is his ex girlfriend who is in a unique position to discuss shrinkage.
Seeing Saskatchewan Roughriders quarterback Kerry Joseph agree to take a $150,000 pay cut to play for the team makes me remember what sports is all about, playing a game for a still ridiculous amount of money. Kerry said he was happy to take the pay cut and is just hoping the officials with the Riders gave him the actual negatives.
Asked if he would take a huge pay cut Calgary Stampeders quarterback Henry Burris said he just wants to focus on the Grey Cup and then leave for a 2 month holiday. The other quarterbacks in the league couldn’t be reached for comment as they were busy sticking Kerry Joseph Voodoo Dolls with pins.
The sentencing of former NY Mets clubhouse drug dealer Kirk Radomski has been re-scheduled until later in December. Asked why the delay prosecutors were reported to have said they just wanted something for Barry Bonds Christmas stocking.
England losing in an important soccer match is like Toronto losing in an important hockey game, expected.
Seeing the best sailing race in the world being postponed by lawyers fighting over the rules I finally see why it is called America’s Cup.
The Royal Bank of Canada is suing former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick over money he is supposed to owe them. A spokesperson for Vick say that the amount is so small it is not worth kibbling over.
OJ Simpson is going to trial over sports memorabilia, Pete Rose is being persecuted for signing baseballs saying I”I cheated” and Barry Bonds is going to face his former collectable partner in court over his alleged perjury. Going to jail as a result of sports paraphernalia is the new signing of the times.
One of the people scheduled to testify about Bonds steroid use is his ex girlfriend who is in a unique position to discuss shrinkage.
Seeing Saskatchewan Roughriders quarterback Kerry Joseph agree to take a $150,000 pay cut to play for the team makes me remember what sports is all about, playing a game for a still ridiculous amount of money. Kerry said he was happy to take the pay cut and is just hoping the officials with the Riders gave him the actual negatives.
Asked if he would take a huge pay cut Calgary Stampeders quarterback Henry Burris said he just wants to focus on the Grey Cup and then leave for a 2 month holiday. The other quarterbacks in the league couldn’t be reached for comment as they were busy sticking Kerry Joseph Voodoo Dolls with pins.
The sentencing of former NY Mets clubhouse drug dealer Kirk Radomski has been re-scheduled until later in December. Asked why the delay prosecutors were reported to have said they just wanted something for Barry Bonds Christmas stocking.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
1st Down and Looong!
Top 3 Signs your prison cellmate was a pro football player
#3 Before a rampage asks prisoners to huddle up
#2 When asked to pass the shiv tells you to go long
#1 Has spent time in solitary for illegal use of the hands
Mike Tyson was issued standard pink underwear for his one day stay in prison despite his insistence he was a boxer man. The prison Tyson was in is located next to a dog pound or as Michael Vick called it Hell.
Green Bay Packers are denying reports they offered a bounty for defensive players instead calling it a head tax. In a related story the Edmonton Oilers are denying reports they offer players incentives to live in Edmonton.
Tennessee Titans suspended defensive lineman Packman Jones is defending himself against allegations he started a fight with a teammate earlier this week. According to Jones he was just trying to keep himself in playing shape.
Toronto Maple Leafs GM John Ferguson Jr. is pointing out his recent draft success especially seeing the potential in goalie Tuukka Rask.
After years of waiting for a Grey Cup Saskatchewan Roughrider fans are hoping to hear the theme song from deliverance on Sunday.
In an effort to crack down on drug use in Canada the Government has come up with new laws that include stiffer sentences, more dedicated police and a regulation limiting the number of NFL stars allowed on the Toronto Argonauts.
#3 Before a rampage asks prisoners to huddle up
#2 When asked to pass the shiv tells you to go long
#1 Has spent time in solitary for illegal use of the hands
Mike Tyson was issued standard pink underwear for his one day stay in prison despite his insistence he was a boxer man. The prison Tyson was in is located next to a dog pound or as Michael Vick called it Hell.
Green Bay Packers are denying reports they offered a bounty for defensive players instead calling it a head tax. In a related story the Edmonton Oilers are denying reports they offer players incentives to live in Edmonton.
Tennessee Titans suspended defensive lineman Packman Jones is defending himself against allegations he started a fight with a teammate earlier this week. According to Jones he was just trying to keep himself in playing shape.
Toronto Maple Leafs GM John Ferguson Jr. is pointing out his recent draft success especially seeing the potential in goalie Tuukka Rask.
After years of waiting for a Grey Cup Saskatchewan Roughrider fans are hoping to hear the theme song from deliverance on Sunday.
In an effort to crack down on drug use in Canada the Government has come up with new laws that include stiffer sentences, more dedicated police and a regulation limiting the number of NFL stars allowed on the Toronto Argonauts.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Going for Green
After leaking the news that they were going to replace Coach Tom Higgins with John Huffnagel before the start of their playoff game the Calgary Stampeders are now saying they will not officially announce the signing until after the Grey Cup. This will give the team time to get all three rings of the circus in order.
The St. Louis Blues are creating a bronze statue of Al MacInnis which will still be more difficult to get around than the Calgary Flames defense.
After signing a big money contract it appears Calgary Flames goalie Mikka Kipprusof has come down with (Roman) Tureks syndrome. The only difference between Tureks syndrome and Turrets syndrome is that the swearing comes from the fans.
Michael Vick turned himself in early for prison saying he hoped his actions would show that you can teach an old dog a new trick. Vick says he wanted to be in prison before Christmas to beat the Holiday rush.
Mike Tyson spent one day in jail for a DUI charge and later phoned Lindsay Lohan to swap prison tales. Asked how he was able to get out early Tyson said he managed to get the ear of the warden.
Toronto is fighting for the right to hold the 100th Grey Cup game but are asking for the game to be played at 8:00 AM so it doesn’t conflict with the NFL pre game show on TV.
I love how the “Big City” media are quick to jump on the Winnipeg-Saskatchewan fans as being dim, uncultured hicks unlike the refined fans from Edmonton, Montreal and Vancouver who nearly burned down their Cities while celebrating sporting events. I guess they are right because fans in the prairies tend to pick weeds instead of smoking them and drink coke instead of snorting it.
You have to wonder who are more gullible, fans from the prairies or refined scalpers from Toronto who hoped to make money buying Grey Cup tickets.
Seattle Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck received electrical stimulation on his ribs to help him play on Sunday prompting the RCMP to issue a press release extolling the health benefits of a good tasering.
Canadian Olympic Athletes will be rewarded if they finish with a medal in upcoming games. Gold medals will be worth $20,000, silver $ 15,000 and bronze $ 10,000 while those finishing 4th will be scorned for their lack of patriotism. Olympic officials say they wanted to extend an olive branch to winners but they demanded cash instead.
New slogan for Canada’s Olympic athletes “Who wants to be a Thousandaire?”
Olympic officials were divided on how to motivate athletes with some in favor of cash incentives for medals and others supporting the idea of increasing the deposit for returned bottles.
Asked how they would spend the money athletes in Saskatchewan said they would put it towards a house, in Manitoba they would buy a car and in B.C. they would get a tall mocachino non fat latte with extra foam.
A spokesperson for former PM Brian Mulroney was outraged saying to pay for performance goes against everything Mr. Mulroney stands for.
Top 3 Signs the Riders are in the Grey Cup
#3 Watermelons are considered the years best cash crop
#2 Toronto sports writers are running out of adjectives for hillbilly
#1 The last person leaving Sask. For Toronto is being asked to turn off the lights
The St. Louis Blues are creating a bronze statue of Al MacInnis which will still be more difficult to get around than the Calgary Flames defense.
After signing a big money contract it appears Calgary Flames goalie Mikka Kipprusof has come down with (Roman) Tureks syndrome. The only difference between Tureks syndrome and Turrets syndrome is that the swearing comes from the fans.
Michael Vick turned himself in early for prison saying he hoped his actions would show that you can teach an old dog a new trick. Vick says he wanted to be in prison before Christmas to beat the Holiday rush.
Mike Tyson spent one day in jail for a DUI charge and later phoned Lindsay Lohan to swap prison tales. Asked how he was able to get out early Tyson said he managed to get the ear of the warden.
Toronto is fighting for the right to hold the 100th Grey Cup game but are asking for the game to be played at 8:00 AM so it doesn’t conflict with the NFL pre game show on TV.
I love how the “Big City” media are quick to jump on the Winnipeg-Saskatchewan fans as being dim, uncultured hicks unlike the refined fans from Edmonton, Montreal and Vancouver who nearly burned down their Cities while celebrating sporting events. I guess they are right because fans in the prairies tend to pick weeds instead of smoking them and drink coke instead of snorting it.
You have to wonder who are more gullible, fans from the prairies or refined scalpers from Toronto who hoped to make money buying Grey Cup tickets.
Seattle Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck received electrical stimulation on his ribs to help him play on Sunday prompting the RCMP to issue a press release extolling the health benefits of a good tasering.
Canadian Olympic Athletes will be rewarded if they finish with a medal in upcoming games. Gold medals will be worth $20,000, silver $ 15,000 and bronze $ 10,000 while those finishing 4th will be scorned for their lack of patriotism. Olympic officials say they wanted to extend an olive branch to winners but they demanded cash instead.
New slogan for Canada’s Olympic athletes “Who wants to be a Thousandaire?”
Olympic officials were divided on how to motivate athletes with some in favor of cash incentives for medals and others supporting the idea of increasing the deposit for returned bottles.
Asked how they would spend the money athletes in Saskatchewan said they would put it towards a house, in Manitoba they would buy a car and in B.C. they would get a tall mocachino non fat latte with extra foam.
A spokesperson for former PM Brian Mulroney was outraged saying to pay for performance goes against everything Mr. Mulroney stands for.
Top 3 Signs the Riders are in the Grey Cup
#3 Watermelons are considered the years best cash crop
#2 Toronto sports writers are running out of adjectives for hillbilly
#1 The last person leaving Sask. For Toronto is being asked to turn off the lights
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Grass Attack
Eric Lindros has shown maturity in announcing his retirement and a surprising amount of honesty when he back dated it to his time with the Maple Leafs.
Wonder if Patrick Roy flinched when he heard Al MacInnis was headed for the Hall of Fame with him?
Toronto Maple Leafs forward Darcy Tucker is scheduled to be in an episode of Little Mosque on the Prairie tentatively titled “Allah I want is to stop getting injured”.
A letter leaked to the media says former Colorado Avalanche forward Steve Moore’s lawyer, Tim Danson had his offer of a handshake snubbed by the group representing Todd Bertuzzi. Lawyer Geoffrey Adair who represents Bertuzzi later clarified the snub saying he offered him a “Gordie Howe Handshake”.
In an effort to recoup the cost of recent player signings the Calgary Flames and Edmonton Oilers announced ticket prices will now be tied to the price of oil.
I’m not sure what will be more memorable the victory by the Saskatchewan Party or the party after a Saskatchewan victory.
Reports out of Calgary say former quarterback John Hufnagel has agreed to a 6 year deal to coach the Stampeders. The news came as a surprise to current head coach Tom Higgins who thought John was in town to scout for a new location for a Cowboys Nightclub.
Finally my girlfriend has become a hockey fan and she even has a screen saver of her favorite hockey player Jiri Tlusty. The Maple Leafs tried a new line combination in practice with Tlusty between Chip and Dale. If Tlusty uploaded naked pictures on Facebook what was he sending to Buttbook?
NY Rangers John Avery denies he was making fun of the cancer that has affected Toronto Maple Leafs Jason Blake. Avery says the reason for the pre-game scuffle was the Leafs Darcy Tucker crossed over the centre ice line without saying “Mother may I?”
In an effort to create some interest in the NHL in California Fox Sports has asked people to name the rivalry between the LA Kings and Anaheim Ducks. Among the suggestions were “Freeway Faceoff”, “Crosstown Showdown” and “I can’t believe it’s not Baseball”.
The Nashville Predators were going to announce a deal to sell their team on Friday but it was delayed when for some unknown reason the businessmen buying the team were unable to contact each other on their Blackberries.
A poll in Calgary says only 65% of people are happy living in the City and of those 75% are Saskatchewan Roughrider fans. The Roughriders practiced with loud speakers on the sidelines this week. Initially it was thought this was to get the team used to the noise in BC Place but later it was confirmed they were just trying to block out the crying from ex GM Roy Shivers.
Have to wonder if his suspension will stop BC Lions defensive tackle Jason Jimenez from using his good luck saying “break a leg”
NY Knicks Stephon Marbury reportedly said he “knows things” about Coach Isiah Thomas that would keep him from sitting on the bench, mostly he would never find him. Marbury was fined $200,000 which will go towards the sexual harassment settlement against the Knicks.
Alex Rodriguez is saying he still wants to help NY Yankees win a World Series and towards that end has opened negotiations to become a member of the Boston Red Sox.
Rickey Williams has been reinstated to play in the NFL and is considering playing for the Miami Dolphins again once they can come to a joint agreement.
The Calgary Stampeders are still unsure of the fate of coach Tom Higgins and say they will release a statement once they see what the penalty for ending his contract will be.
One of the world’s biggest diamonds was auctioned off this week and a source close to the sale could not reveal the owner but added he was happy Kobe was still fooling around.
Packman Jones of the Tennessee Titans pleaded guilty to a minor charge in a strip club shooting clearing his way to resume playing football as soon as he finds the real shooter.
OJ Simpson faces a trial for kidnapping and armed robbery after a Grand Jury found because of his fit they had to convict.
Wonder if Patrick Roy flinched when he heard Al MacInnis was headed for the Hall of Fame with him?
Toronto Maple Leafs forward Darcy Tucker is scheduled to be in an episode of Little Mosque on the Prairie tentatively titled “Allah I want is to stop getting injured”.
A letter leaked to the media says former Colorado Avalanche forward Steve Moore’s lawyer, Tim Danson had his offer of a handshake snubbed by the group representing Todd Bertuzzi. Lawyer Geoffrey Adair who represents Bertuzzi later clarified the snub saying he offered him a “Gordie Howe Handshake”.
In an effort to recoup the cost of recent player signings the Calgary Flames and Edmonton Oilers announced ticket prices will now be tied to the price of oil.
I’m not sure what will be more memorable the victory by the Saskatchewan Party or the party after a Saskatchewan victory.
Reports out of Calgary say former quarterback John Hufnagel has agreed to a 6 year deal to coach the Stampeders. The news came as a surprise to current head coach Tom Higgins who thought John was in town to scout for a new location for a Cowboys Nightclub.
Finally my girlfriend has become a hockey fan and she even has a screen saver of her favorite hockey player Jiri Tlusty. The Maple Leafs tried a new line combination in practice with Tlusty between Chip and Dale. If Tlusty uploaded naked pictures on Facebook what was he sending to Buttbook?
NY Rangers John Avery denies he was making fun of the cancer that has affected Toronto Maple Leafs Jason Blake. Avery says the reason for the pre-game scuffle was the Leafs Darcy Tucker crossed over the centre ice line without saying “Mother may I?”
In an effort to create some interest in the NHL in California Fox Sports has asked people to name the rivalry between the LA Kings and Anaheim Ducks. Among the suggestions were “Freeway Faceoff”, “Crosstown Showdown” and “I can’t believe it’s not Baseball”.
The Nashville Predators were going to announce a deal to sell their team on Friday but it was delayed when for some unknown reason the businessmen buying the team were unable to contact each other on their Blackberries.
A poll in Calgary says only 65% of people are happy living in the City and of those 75% are Saskatchewan Roughrider fans. The Roughriders practiced with loud speakers on the sidelines this week. Initially it was thought this was to get the team used to the noise in BC Place but later it was confirmed they were just trying to block out the crying from ex GM Roy Shivers.
Have to wonder if his suspension will stop BC Lions defensive tackle Jason Jimenez from using his good luck saying “break a leg”
NY Knicks Stephon Marbury reportedly said he “knows things” about Coach Isiah Thomas that would keep him from sitting on the bench, mostly he would never find him. Marbury was fined $200,000 which will go towards the sexual harassment settlement against the Knicks.
Alex Rodriguez is saying he still wants to help NY Yankees win a World Series and towards that end has opened negotiations to become a member of the Boston Red Sox.
Rickey Williams has been reinstated to play in the NFL and is considering playing for the Miami Dolphins again once they can come to a joint agreement.
The Calgary Stampeders are still unsure of the fate of coach Tom Higgins and say they will release a statement once they see what the penalty for ending his contract will be.
One of the world’s biggest diamonds was auctioned off this week and a source close to the sale could not reveal the owner but added he was happy Kobe was still fooling around.
Packman Jones of the Tennessee Titans pleaded guilty to a minor charge in a strip club shooting clearing his way to resume playing football as soon as he finds the real shooter.
OJ Simpson faces a trial for kidnapping and armed robbery after a Grand Jury found because of his fit they had to convict.
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Not the Write Stuff
Striking Hollywood writers are thankful for the break as it took all their efforts to write the Colorado Rockies fairytale script.
New England coach Bill Belichick was upset over reports of the strike in Hollywood until he realized it was the writers on strike not the cameramen.
The Canadian Toy Testing Council released its picks for the Christmas season and I was surprised to see Mark Bell’s Smash-Up Derby scored so poorly.
The Italian Mafia has been dealt a series of setbacks with the capture of one of their boss of bosses, the infringement of other gangs into their territory and worst of all the failure by the New England Patriots to cover the spread.
If the Canadian Loonie keeps outpacing the US Dollar pretty soon the Toronto Maple Leafs defense will look like a bargain.
Calgary Flames coach Mike Keenan is taking the recent 3 game losing streak in which they have been outscored 12-3 in stride. It must be the high altitude which requires more time to bring things to a boil.
I know it wasn’t a sporting event but who among us were not secretly cheering when the Pakistan Police had a convincing win over a heavily favored group of lawyers.
Mark LaFleur son of former Montreal Canadian great Guy LaFleur was denied bail after breaking terms of his release by staying at a hotel instead of his parents’ house. Guy was outraged by the decision saying “Who doesn’t break curfew?”
The Minnesota Wild publicly are saying centre Wes Walz is unavailable for games due to “personal reasons” but privately they have no idea “Where Walz Go”.
With the comedy writers on strike viewers in search of laughs are demanding more Miami Dolphins and St. Louis Rams games.
You know people in Saskatchewan have their priorities straight when more people tried to get tickets to Sunday’s playoff game than registered to vote in the Provincial election. Here’s a suggestion to increase voter turnout for next election, have a referendum on keeping the Riders in Saskatchewan on the ballot. Chances are while they are there to say yes they might take a chance on picking a candidate as well.
Andy Pettitte has turned down $16 million, Alex Rodriguez turned down $81 million and Joe Torres left after being offered $10 million over 2 years. This trend has been picked up by ABC who are coming out with a new sports quiz show “Who doesn’t want to be a Yankee Millionaire?”
Baseball free agent Jose Guillen is under suspicion for buying human growth hormone and steroids from a Florida Anti-Aging Clinic. In his defense Guillen says in no way were the drugs performance enhancing just something to help with his laugh lines.
New England coach Bill Belichick was upset over reports of the strike in Hollywood until he realized it was the writers on strike not the cameramen.
The Canadian Toy Testing Council released its picks for the Christmas season and I was surprised to see Mark Bell’s Smash-Up Derby scored so poorly.
The Italian Mafia has been dealt a series of setbacks with the capture of one of their boss of bosses, the infringement of other gangs into their territory and worst of all the failure by the New England Patriots to cover the spread.
If the Canadian Loonie keeps outpacing the US Dollar pretty soon the Toronto Maple Leafs defense will look like a bargain.
Calgary Flames coach Mike Keenan is taking the recent 3 game losing streak in which they have been outscored 12-3 in stride. It must be the high altitude which requires more time to bring things to a boil.
I know it wasn’t a sporting event but who among us were not secretly cheering when the Pakistan Police had a convincing win over a heavily favored group of lawyers.
Mark LaFleur son of former Montreal Canadian great Guy LaFleur was denied bail after breaking terms of his release by staying at a hotel instead of his parents’ house. Guy was outraged by the decision saying “Who doesn’t break curfew?”
The Minnesota Wild publicly are saying centre Wes Walz is unavailable for games due to “personal reasons” but privately they have no idea “Where Walz Go”.
With the comedy writers on strike viewers in search of laughs are demanding more Miami Dolphins and St. Louis Rams games.
You know people in Saskatchewan have their priorities straight when more people tried to get tickets to Sunday’s playoff game than registered to vote in the Provincial election. Here’s a suggestion to increase voter turnout for next election, have a referendum on keeping the Riders in Saskatchewan on the ballot. Chances are while they are there to say yes they might take a chance on picking a candidate as well.
Andy Pettitte has turned down $16 million, Alex Rodriguez turned down $81 million and Joe Torres left after being offered $10 million over 2 years. This trend has been picked up by ABC who are coming out with a new sports quiz show “Who doesn’t want to be a Yankee Millionaire?”
Baseball free agent Jose Guillen is under suspicion for buying human growth hormone and steroids from a Florida Anti-Aging Clinic. In his defense Guillen says in no way were the drugs performance enhancing just something to help with his laugh lines.
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Loonie Daze
Alex Rodriguez is opting out of his contract with the NY Yankees thus giving the Texas Rangers $21.3 million reasons to cheer. Alex says the decision is based on the Yankees no signing the players needed to take the heat off his sub par playoff performances. Alex says he will discuss all potential offers and is interested in Canada, not as a place to play but to buy.
The 13-10 win by the NY Giants against Miami Dolphins gave London England fans everything they wanted, rain, violence and a low scoring football game.
After signing Mikka Kiprusoff, Robyn Regehr and Jerome Iginla to long term deals at less than market value you have to wonder if the players are taking a home team discount or if GM Darryl Sutter moonlights as a private investigator. Sutter says next up is Dion Phaneuf and he expects to start negotiations once the film gets developed.
After getting shelled again at home Toronto Maple Leafs GM John Ferguson Jr. is asking the NHL if they can play some home games in Buffalo.
Philadelphia Flyers defenseman Randy Jones was suspended for 2 games for a hit from behind on Boston Bruins forward Patrice Bergeron, 1 game for the hit and another for being a Flyer.
The Canadian loonie has reached historic highs against the American dollar which is causing havoc on players visiting Canadian strip clubs. Now instead of making it “rain” they can only cause a drizzle.
Britney Spears mom is writing a book on child rearing and not to be outdone Travis Henry’s mom is writing a book on birth control.
Top 3 Signs your Hockey Fantasy Draft Picks are not working out
#3 The goalie is your top point producer and your centre is leading the league in shutouts
#2 Real picks by the Toronto Maple Leafs GM are outperforming yours
#1 Your fantasy cheerleaders are demanding to be traded
The Dali Lama visited Ottawa this week and among his words of divine inspiration was to “Take Indianapolis and the points”.
The same people that are upset Calgary Stampeders quarterback Henry Burris lost the most outstanding player nomination to Saskatchewan Roughrider quarterback Kerry Joseph are still insisting Ramses should have got the nod over Moses. Joseph led his team to the Promised Land and revived the faith of a Nation, enough said!
The 13-10 win by the NY Giants against Miami Dolphins gave London England fans everything they wanted, rain, violence and a low scoring football game.
After signing Mikka Kiprusoff, Robyn Regehr and Jerome Iginla to long term deals at less than market value you have to wonder if the players are taking a home team discount or if GM Darryl Sutter moonlights as a private investigator. Sutter says next up is Dion Phaneuf and he expects to start negotiations once the film gets developed.
After getting shelled again at home Toronto Maple Leafs GM John Ferguson Jr. is asking the NHL if they can play some home games in Buffalo.
Philadelphia Flyers defenseman Randy Jones was suspended for 2 games for a hit from behind on Boston Bruins forward Patrice Bergeron, 1 game for the hit and another for being a Flyer.
The Canadian loonie has reached historic highs against the American dollar which is causing havoc on players visiting Canadian strip clubs. Now instead of making it “rain” they can only cause a drizzle.
Britney Spears mom is writing a book on child rearing and not to be outdone Travis Henry’s mom is writing a book on birth control.
Top 3 Signs your Hockey Fantasy Draft Picks are not working out
#3 The goalie is your top point producer and your centre is leading the league in shutouts
#2 Real picks by the Toronto Maple Leafs GM are outperforming yours
#1 Your fantasy cheerleaders are demanding to be traded
The Dali Lama visited Ottawa this week and among his words of divine inspiration was to “Take Indianapolis and the points”.
The same people that are upset Calgary Stampeders quarterback Henry Burris lost the most outstanding player nomination to Saskatchewan Roughrider quarterback Kerry Joseph are still insisting Ramses should have got the nod over Moses. Joseph led his team to the Promised Land and revived the faith of a Nation, enough said!
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