Officials are still having trouble determining if South African runner Caster Semenya is male or female. Tests so far are inconclusive and as a last resort are waiting to see if Travis Henry will accept a conjujical visit.
The NHL has tendered an offer to buy the Phoenix Coyotes. The offer is far less than the one given by Jim Balsillie as Commissioner Gary Bettman says he’s a little short at the moment.
The NHL says it is not in a conflict of interest and as a show of good faith to the other teams plans to ice the same shoddy product as in the past.
The IOC says they will help Vancouver with any shortfalls in their Olympic budget. They plan to raise the money by asking delegates to donate 10% of the bribes and graft they have been given in the past.
Louisville coach Rick Pitino says the sex scandal has been hell for his family and worst of all has totally ruined all you can eat Wednesdays for them.
Calgary Flames coach Brent Sutter gave a motivational talk to rodeo athletes before they left for the world championships in Brazil. Brent stressed teamwork, focus and most of all brand loyalty.
Police are questioning Oakland Raiders Head Coach Tom Cable after an altercation between him and assistant coach Randy Hanson ended with Hanson being hospitalized with a broken face. Cable denies any wrong doing and then beat up the reporter who asked the question.
A source in Minnesota says Vikings players are divided on the signing of Brett Favre with some saying they think he will help the team and others who are still trying to get an autograph.
San Francisco rookie Michael Crabtree wants $ 23 million in guaranteed money. He says it is his duty to hold out in order to help stimulate the stripper economy his version of cash for knockers.
Top 5 stipulations in the NHL bid to buy the Phoenix Coyotes
# 5 Judge must drink the Kool-Aid before reading the bid
# 4 Creditors accept autograph pictures of Shane Doan in lieu of cash
# 3 Arena to be re-named Jobbed.com
# 2 No Blackberries to be allowed in Phoenix
# 1 Potential owners must be no taller than 5’4”
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
The Grass is greener...
Blue Bombers QB Stephan Lefors has been asked to take a pay cut of $60,000 because he is no longer the starting QB. No word on if Coach Mike Kelly is losing any money for coaching like an assistant.
Bernie Madeoff is applying to the NHL for a prison franchise after getting glowing recommendations from the Gary Bettman and the Board of Directors. The deal is contingent with NY State officials moving the prison to Phoenix.
I have Mats Sundin in my NHL pool but it is in the shallow end.
The NCAA has wiped out the record of Memphis after their coach was hit with recruiting violations. The process is similar to Leafs fans forgetting the last 5 years ever happened, but with more drugs and hookers.
Tampa Bay Lightening owners are facing economic problems due to bad investments and a tanking real estate market. Things have gotten so bad one of them will leave and try to buy the Phoenix franchise.
Can you use pop bottles as collateral for an NHL franchise?
Dany Heatley says he won’t sign with Edmonton because he wants options and he has already been in one car wreck so why kill his career over it?
Is it possible to trade Heatley to Winnipeg and have the Bombers cut his salary?
Dwayne De Rosario says he will leave Toronto FC unless they get better grass coincidentally the same reason Rickey Williams gave for leaving the Miami Dolphins.
The Jamaican men’s relay team failed to set another world record prompting call for drug testing to determine why.
Bernie Madeoff is applying to the NHL for a prison franchise after getting glowing recommendations from the Gary Bettman and the Board of Directors. The deal is contingent with NY State officials moving the prison to Phoenix.
I have Mats Sundin in my NHL pool but it is in the shallow end.
The NCAA has wiped out the record of Memphis after their coach was hit with recruiting violations. The process is similar to Leafs fans forgetting the last 5 years ever happened, but with more drugs and hookers.
Tampa Bay Lightening owners are facing economic problems due to bad investments and a tanking real estate market. Things have gotten so bad one of them will leave and try to buy the Phoenix franchise.
Can you use pop bottles as collateral for an NHL franchise?
Dany Heatley says he won’t sign with Edmonton because he wants options and he has already been in one car wreck so why kill his career over it?
Is it possible to trade Heatley to Winnipeg and have the Bombers cut his salary?
Dwayne De Rosario says he will leave Toronto FC unless they get better grass coincidentally the same reason Rickey Williams gave for leaving the Miami Dolphins.
The Jamaican men’s relay team failed to set another world record prompting call for drug testing to determine why.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Hooker Care...
Top 5 signs your star athlete has reformed
# 5 When carrying unregistered guns into a Club will always wear a belt
# 4 Promises to dedicate his season in memory of the people he ran over
# 3 Is determined to only have unprotected sex with women who really love him and accept his condition
# 2 Will try to make it rain for drought stricken farmers
# 1 Has given up all milkshakes for Lent
Republicans were asked where they found so many people willing to boo, heckle and insult officials at Town Hall meetings on Health Care now that the Knicks were in the off season.
When Pres. Obama heard Louisiana coach Rick Pitino paid for his hookers’ health care he said 1 down 49,999,999 left to insure
Hockey parents were livid after paying for their sons to attend a camp to help boost their sons’ careers and the only scouts there were from the Leafs, Lighting and Coyotes
The IOC says they want to capture the youth so they are considering adding sports such as golf, lawn bowling and whist for the 2016 Games
Louisiana Coach Rick Pitino had to pay $3000 for his mistresses’ health care once he found out that her being a blackmailing hooker was a pre existing condition
With Theo Fleury asking for reinstatement finally Gary Bettman has someone he can see eye to eye with
The Cleveland Browns are suing the Obama Administration for infringing on their copy write Cash for Clunkers
After a poor pre season outing maybe lining up in the shotgun brought back too many painful memories for Vince Young
If the TB Lightning can't sort out their ownership the NHL will go with one of their approved candidates Bernie Madeoff or Peter Puck
Minnesota Wild owner Craig Leopold was late in writing a letter making the case that Jim Balsillie would be a bad NHL owner as he was busy writing a character reference to help Boots Del Biaggio qualify for conjugical visits
Patrick Kane says he thought the Taxi Driver wanted 20% of his salary like the NHL clawback not 20 cents...
Exciting news... Theo Flurey is coming out of retirement to play in the NHL & Rosie O''Donnell is dieting to become part of the Lingerie Football League
Wii is planning a curling version of its game it hopes will capture the nostalgic fans who still want to play while smoking & drinking
The Cash 4 Clunkers program: combining the honesty of used car salesmen with the efficiency of the federal Gov"t
# 5 When carrying unregistered guns into a Club will always wear a belt
# 4 Promises to dedicate his season in memory of the people he ran over
# 3 Is determined to only have unprotected sex with women who really love him and accept his condition
# 2 Will try to make it rain for drought stricken farmers
# 1 Has given up all milkshakes for Lent
Republicans were asked where they found so many people willing to boo, heckle and insult officials at Town Hall meetings on Health Care now that the Knicks were in the off season.
When Pres. Obama heard Louisiana coach Rick Pitino paid for his hookers’ health care he said 1 down 49,999,999 left to insure
Hockey parents were livid after paying for their sons to attend a camp to help boost their sons’ careers and the only scouts there were from the Leafs, Lighting and Coyotes
The IOC says they want to capture the youth so they are considering adding sports such as golf, lawn bowling and whist for the 2016 Games
Louisiana Coach Rick Pitino had to pay $3000 for his mistresses’ health care once he found out that her being a blackmailing hooker was a pre existing condition
With Theo Fleury asking for reinstatement finally Gary Bettman has someone he can see eye to eye with
The Cleveland Browns are suing the Obama Administration for infringing on their copy write Cash for Clunkers
After a poor pre season outing maybe lining up in the shotgun brought back too many painful memories for Vince Young
If the TB Lightning can't sort out their ownership the NHL will go with one of their approved candidates Bernie Madeoff or Peter Puck
Minnesota Wild owner Craig Leopold was late in writing a letter making the case that Jim Balsillie would be a bad NHL owner as he was busy writing a character reference to help Boots Del Biaggio qualify for conjugical visits
Patrick Kane says he thought the Taxi Driver wanted 20% of his salary like the NHL clawback not 20 cents...
Exciting news... Theo Flurey is coming out of retirement to play in the NHL & Rosie O''Donnell is dieting to become part of the Lingerie Football League
Wii is planning a curling version of its game it hopes will capture the nostalgic fans who still want to play while smoking & drinking
The Cash 4 Clunkers program: combining the honesty of used car salesmen with the efficiency of the federal Gov"t
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Big Pappy all Shook Up
The new movie The Time Travellers wife is about a man who meets a girl, disappears, re-appears and marries her, disappears again, reappears to impregnate her, disappears again, and re-appears when the child is 10. Producers thought the public would not accept it as much with its original title The NBA Stars Wife.
Finally Big Pappy has uncovered why he tested positive in 2003. It turns out he was in Jamaica and it was a vendor named Sally who sold supposedly steroid stained shakes by the sea shore.
Pity the children who have decipher athletes who are positive they never tested positive, come clean saying they thought they were clean because they wasn't clear about clear.
Big Pappy says he tested positive because while in Jamaica he encountered a vendor named Sally and she sold steroid shakes by the sea shore
Q:What do you call a man who purchases a solid 18-carat gold penis enlarger worth $50,000? A 18 Carrot Topper-Upper
Q:What do you call a man who purchases a solid 18-carat gold penis enlarger worth $50,000? Goldenrod!
Seeing pictures of Vladimir Putin I'm waiting until he appears on the list of steroid users
There has been so much rain in Toronto this year the Mayor is considering sending in the Navy
President Obama celebrated his 48th birthday by shooting his age in a game of bowling
Canada Post is having such a tough time during the recession instead an adhesive they are asking players from the Riders to lick the Stamps
F-1 racing is an International event with drivers from Belgium, Brazil & Spain gathering in Montreal to spend money while they compete for a huge cash prise in US dollars all of which is subsidised by the Canadian Government and paid for by the taxpayers of Alberta. As the French say...Tres Bien!
The Lithuanian wife carrying contest was marred by tragedy when it was used as a segment piece for the Reality Show “More to Love"
The economy is benefitting from 2 new stimulus injections the Cash for Clunkers rebate and the NFL training camps and their Bucks for F%$ks curfew beater.
The 86 swim records broken at the World Championships in Rome beat the previous record for records broken at one meet set by 85 people who met Paris Hiltons & bought her record listened to it and broke it.
Blue Jays Aaron Hill is surprised by his sudden increase in home runs but says things got better when Big Pappy took him out for a shake
Kevin Costner was trapped on stage during a wind storm in Alberta but thankfully was saved by his Bodyguard.
Top 5 things retiring players REALLY want to say
# 5 I”d spend more time with my kids if I knew where they were
# 4 I only played the last 4 years for the money
# 3 I signed with the Leafs because I love golf
# 2 I’ll miss the groupies
# 1 The Riders weren’t my only Pride
Finally Big Pappy has uncovered why he tested positive in 2003. It turns out he was in Jamaica and it was a vendor named Sally who sold supposedly steroid stained shakes by the sea shore.
Pity the children who have decipher athletes who are positive they never tested positive, come clean saying they thought they were clean because they wasn't clear about clear.
Big Pappy says he tested positive because while in Jamaica he encountered a vendor named Sally and she sold steroid shakes by the sea shore
Q:What do you call a man who purchases a solid 18-carat gold penis enlarger worth $50,000? A 18 Carrot Topper-Upper
Q:What do you call a man who purchases a solid 18-carat gold penis enlarger worth $50,000? Goldenrod!
Seeing pictures of Vladimir Putin I'm waiting until he appears on the list of steroid users
There has been so much rain in Toronto this year the Mayor is considering sending in the Navy
President Obama celebrated his 48th birthday by shooting his age in a game of bowling
Canada Post is having such a tough time during the recession instead an adhesive they are asking players from the Riders to lick the Stamps
F-1 racing is an International event with drivers from Belgium, Brazil & Spain gathering in Montreal to spend money while they compete for a huge cash prise in US dollars all of which is subsidised by the Canadian Government and paid for by the taxpayers of Alberta. As the French say...Tres Bien!
The Lithuanian wife carrying contest was marred by tragedy when it was used as a segment piece for the Reality Show “More to Love"
The economy is benefitting from 2 new stimulus injections the Cash for Clunkers rebate and the NFL training camps and their Bucks for F%$ks curfew beater.
The 86 swim records broken at the World Championships in Rome beat the previous record for records broken at one meet set by 85 people who met Paris Hiltons & bought her record listened to it and broke it.
Blue Jays Aaron Hill is surprised by his sudden increase in home runs but says things got better when Big Pappy took him out for a shake
Kevin Costner was trapped on stage during a wind storm in Alberta but thankfully was saved by his Bodyguard.
Top 5 things retiring players REALLY want to say
# 5 I”d spend more time with my kids if I knew where they were
# 4 I only played the last 4 years for the money
# 3 I signed with the Leafs because I love golf
# 2 I’ll miss the groupies
# 1 The Riders weren’t my only Pride
Friday, July 31, 2009
The (Unconfirmed) Swindlers List
Rumored 2003 Swindlers List of MLB
How many players who were clean didn't make it to the Bigs?
1.Nomar Garciaparra
2.Manny Ramirez (Confirmed NY Times)
3.Johnny Damon
4.Trot Nixon
5.David Ortiz (Confirmed NY Times)
6.Shea Hillenbrand
7.Derek Lowe
8.Pedro Martinez
9.Brian Roberts
10.Jay Gibbons
11.Melvin Mora
12.Jerry Hairston
13.Jason Giambi
14.Alfonso Soriano
15.Raul Mondesi
16. Aaron Boone
17.Andy Pettitte
18.Jose Contreras
19.Roger Clemens
20.Carlos Delgado
21.Vernon Wells
22.Frank Catalanotto
23.Kenny Rogers
24.Magglio Ordonez
25.Sandy Alomar
26.Bartolo Colon
27.Brent Abernathy
28.Jose Lima
29.Milton Bradley
30.Casey Blake
31.Danys Baez
32.Craig Monroe
33.Dmitri Young
34.Alex Sanchez
35.Eric Chavez
36.Miguel Tejada
37.Eric Byrnes
38.Jose Guillen
39.Keith Foulke
40.Ricardo Rincon
41.Bret Boone
42.Mike Cameron
43.Randy Winn
44.Ryan Franklin
45.Freddy Garcia
46.Rafael Soriano
47.Scott Spiezio
48.Troy Glaus
49.Francisco Rodriguez
50.Ben Weber
51.Alex Rodriguez (Confirmed Selena Roberts)
52.Juan Gonzalez
53.Rafael Palmeiro
54.Carl Everett
55.Javy Lopez
56.Gary Sheffield
57.Mike Hampton
58.Ivan Rodriguez
59.Derrek Lee
60.Bobby Abreu
61.Terry Adams
62.Fernando Tatis
63.Livan Hernandez
64.Hector Almonte
65.Tony Armas
66.Dan Smith
67.Roberto Alomar
68.Cliff Floyd
69.Roger Cedeno
70.Jeromy Burnitz
71.Moises Alou
72.Sammy Sosa (Confirmed NY Times)
73.Corey Patterson
74.Carlos Zambrano
75.Mark Prior
76.Kerry Wood
77.Matt Clement
78.Antonio Alfonseca
79.Juan Cruz
80.Aramis Ramirez
81.Craig Wilson
82.Kris Benson
83.Richie Sexson
84.Geoff Jenkins
85.Valerio de los Santos
86.Benito Santiago
87.Rich Aurilia
88.Barry Bonds
89.Andres Galarraga
90.Jason Schmidt
91.Felix Rodriguez
92.Jason Christiansen
93.Matt Herges
94.Paul Lo Duca
95.Shawn Green
96.Oliver Perez
97.Adrian Beltre
98.Eric Gagne
99.Guillermo Mota
100.Luis Gonzalez
101.Todd Helton
102.Ryan Klesko
103.Gary Matthews
How many players who were clean didn't make it to the Bigs?
1.Nomar Garciaparra
2.Manny Ramirez (Confirmed NY Times)
3.Johnny Damon
4.Trot Nixon
5.David Ortiz (Confirmed NY Times)
6.Shea Hillenbrand
7.Derek Lowe
8.Pedro Martinez
9.Brian Roberts
10.Jay Gibbons
11.Melvin Mora
12.Jerry Hairston
13.Jason Giambi
14.Alfonso Soriano
15.Raul Mondesi
16. Aaron Boone
17.Andy Pettitte
18.Jose Contreras
19.Roger Clemens
20.Carlos Delgado
21.Vernon Wells
22.Frank Catalanotto
23.Kenny Rogers
24.Magglio Ordonez
25.Sandy Alomar
26.Bartolo Colon
27.Brent Abernathy
28.Jose Lima
29.Milton Bradley
30.Casey Blake
31.Danys Baez
32.Craig Monroe
33.Dmitri Young
34.Alex Sanchez
35.Eric Chavez
36.Miguel Tejada
37.Eric Byrnes
38.Jose Guillen
39.Keith Foulke
40.Ricardo Rincon
41.Bret Boone
42.Mike Cameron
43.Randy Winn
44.Ryan Franklin
45.Freddy Garcia
46.Rafael Soriano
47.Scott Spiezio
48.Troy Glaus
49.Francisco Rodriguez
50.Ben Weber
51.Alex Rodriguez (Confirmed Selena Roberts)
52.Juan Gonzalez
53.Rafael Palmeiro
54.Carl Everett
55.Javy Lopez
56.Gary Sheffield
57.Mike Hampton
58.Ivan Rodriguez
59.Derrek Lee
60.Bobby Abreu
61.Terry Adams
62.Fernando Tatis
63.Livan Hernandez
64.Hector Almonte
65.Tony Armas
66.Dan Smith
67.Roberto Alomar
68.Cliff Floyd
69.Roger Cedeno
70.Jeromy Burnitz
71.Moises Alou
72.Sammy Sosa (Confirmed NY Times)
73.Corey Patterson
74.Carlos Zambrano
75.Mark Prior
76.Kerry Wood
77.Matt Clement
78.Antonio Alfonseca
79.Juan Cruz
80.Aramis Ramirez
81.Craig Wilson
82.Kris Benson
83.Richie Sexson
84.Geoff Jenkins
85.Valerio de los Santos
86.Benito Santiago
87.Rich Aurilia
88.Barry Bonds
89.Andres Galarraga
90.Jason Schmidt
91.Felix Rodriguez
92.Jason Christiansen
93.Matt Herges
94.Paul Lo Duca
95.Shawn Green
96.Oliver Perez
97.Adrian Beltre
98.Eric Gagne
99.Guillermo Mota
100.Luis Gonzalez
101.Todd Helton
102.Ryan Klesko
103.Gary Matthews
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Going Swimingly...
Top 5 NHL requirements to own the Phoenix Coyotes
# 5 Deep pockets shallow intellect
# 4 US citizenship
# 3 Be shorter than Gary Bettman
# 2 Plenty of ice in your drinks
# 1 Meds... lots of meds...
Psychologists are upset Wikipedia posted the results for the Rorschach inkblot tests especially since the most common response was boobies
Megan Fox is being banned from the internet today or as my GF calls it ...Thursday
Angry over losing a race to a swimmer with a better suit Michael Phelps has challenged Paul Bierdermann to a non rubber match
The NHL says Jim Balsillie doesn't meet the good character, integrity and financial requirements of an owner a bar set by Boots Del Biaggio
Boston Red Sox pitcher Dice-K is upset by the training regime which he says is hurting his arm. Dice-K says Japanese men have a different body type from Americans except of course Sumo Wrestlers
Swine flu risk increases with pregnancy CDC advises women to avoid the Calgary Stampede, NBA games and any Rider fan wearing a watermelon hat
Michael Schumacher is un-retiring to race for F-1 and in a surprise move will have Brett Favre in the backseat telling him when to turn
You know the new swim suits are making a difference when Shaq has to give Phelps a head start on his Reality show because he is wearing a better brand
In what has to be a 1st Plaxico led off his address to the Grand Jury with...My Bad...
Plaxico Burress testifies in front of a Grand Jury... breaks out dress sweats...
Molson's deal to purchase the Montreal Canadians is coming to a head after CIT Bank financing fell flat
A new book called 1959: The year that changed everything is so right on... both me and Fidel would become dictators
Calgary has a new $25 million footbridge that City politicians named the Peace Bridge. It was difficult finding a moniker to a monumental to waste of money because Coyotes, Vernon Wells and David Beckham were taken.
When asked how he felt about Arland Bruce Argos coach Bart Andrus said “he's dead to me”.
It was an interesting week with Michael Vick being allowed back in the NFL and Pete Rose’s name being considered for reinstatement. Up next week Plaxico Burress will become the head of the NRA, Travis Henry a spokesman for planned pregnancy and Gary Bettman will join the NY Knicks as a power forward.
The Canadian Open saw 8 holes in one shot this week just missing the record set by 50 Cent.
Michael Bishop says he thinks Stephan Laforge is a good quarterback which is a pretty left handed compliment.
The movie 500 Days of Summer Is in a trademark fight with the Toronto Blue Jays as they say that is how long it feels for the average fan.
The EU celebrated banning Canadian seal products with a dinner of foie gras and veal.
A reports says obese people live longer than normal weight ones so I'm putting my money on John Daly for the 2036 British Open.
In a ruling of the organizing body male Olympic swimmers will be required to wear a Speedo type suits although officials strongly advise anyone over 30 look in a mirror 1st before going to the beach in one.
Why is the Blue Jays Roy Halliday a hero for wanting to play with a winner and Mats Sundin a traitor for bailing out on the Leafs?
Sirius radio is the headset supplier for CFL teams and has a side agreement with the Blue Bombers to air their play calling as a comedy show.
As a way to save time David Ortiz was getting his steroid injections the same time he had liposuction
# 5 Deep pockets shallow intellect
# 4 US citizenship
# 3 Be shorter than Gary Bettman
# 2 Plenty of ice in your drinks
# 1 Meds... lots of meds...
Psychologists are upset Wikipedia posted the results for the Rorschach inkblot tests especially since the most common response was boobies
Megan Fox is being banned from the internet today or as my GF calls it ...Thursday
Angry over losing a race to a swimmer with a better suit Michael Phelps has challenged Paul Bierdermann to a non rubber match
The NHL says Jim Balsillie doesn't meet the good character, integrity and financial requirements of an owner a bar set by Boots Del Biaggio
Boston Red Sox pitcher Dice-K is upset by the training regime which he says is hurting his arm. Dice-K says Japanese men have a different body type from Americans except of course Sumo Wrestlers
Swine flu risk increases with pregnancy CDC advises women to avoid the Calgary Stampede, NBA games and any Rider fan wearing a watermelon hat
Michael Schumacher is un-retiring to race for F-1 and in a surprise move will have Brett Favre in the backseat telling him when to turn
You know the new swim suits are making a difference when Shaq has to give Phelps a head start on his Reality show because he is wearing a better brand
In what has to be a 1st Plaxico led off his address to the Grand Jury with...My Bad...
Plaxico Burress testifies in front of a Grand Jury... breaks out dress sweats...
Molson's deal to purchase the Montreal Canadians is coming to a head after CIT Bank financing fell flat
A new book called 1959: The year that changed everything is so right on... both me and Fidel would become dictators
Calgary has a new $25 million footbridge that City politicians named the Peace Bridge. It was difficult finding a moniker to a monumental to waste of money because Coyotes, Vernon Wells and David Beckham were taken.
When asked how he felt about Arland Bruce Argos coach Bart Andrus said “he's dead to me”.
It was an interesting week with Michael Vick being allowed back in the NFL and Pete Rose’s name being considered for reinstatement. Up next week Plaxico Burress will become the head of the NRA, Travis Henry a spokesman for planned pregnancy and Gary Bettman will join the NY Knicks as a power forward.
The Canadian Open saw 8 holes in one shot this week just missing the record set by 50 Cent.
Michael Bishop says he thinks Stephan Laforge is a good quarterback which is a pretty left handed compliment.
The movie 500 Days of Summer Is in a trademark fight with the Toronto Blue Jays as they say that is how long it feels for the average fan.
The EU celebrated banning Canadian seal products with a dinner of foie gras and veal.
A reports says obese people live longer than normal weight ones so I'm putting my money on John Daly for the 2036 British Open.
In a ruling of the organizing body male Olympic swimmers will be required to wear a Speedo type suits although officials strongly advise anyone over 30 look in a mirror 1st before going to the beach in one.
Why is the Blue Jays Roy Halliday a hero for wanting to play with a winner and Mats Sundin a traitor for bailing out on the Leafs?
Sirius radio is the headset supplier for CFL teams and has a side agreement with the Blue Bombers to air their play calling as a comedy show.
As a way to save time David Ortiz was getting his steroid injections the same time he had liposuction
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Tour de Pranks...
A sign you may not win the tour du France... every time you try to light a cigarette the wind blows out your match
A sign you may not win the Tour de France...your high performance secret sauce is from McDonalds
Japan's sumo wrestlers are hitting the beach to promote environmental awareness and to remain carbon neutral planted a forest
A sign you may not win the Tour de France...your blood doping expert is Dracula
The Toronto Argos are leaving Arland Bruce off the team saying he should beat it
Japan's sumo wrestlers are hitting the beach to promote environmental awareness trouble is they keep getting pushed back into the water
Manny enters in the 6th inning and hits a grand slam... says he is feeling better in the 2nd trimester
Thieves in Australia have stolen 58 curling rocks from a truck. Police say they managed to make a clean sweep of the goods
Thieves in Australia have stolen 58 curling rocks from a truck. Police say it looked like an in the house job done by hacks
Thieves in Australia have stolen 58 curling rocks from a truck. Police say it wasn't a professional job and likely the work of an in turn
Thieves in Australia have stolen 58 curling rocks from a truck. Police say a witness heard the robbers yelling hurry...hard...hard
Kush Support claims to help endowed women sleep better when placed between the breasts replacing the old way a wad 20's from Pacman Jones
The world of news reporting was stunned when it was learned the death of Walter Cronkite was first reported on a Twitter from Chad Ochocinco
After tossing Galaxy fans the bird I guess David can now extend it like Beckham
A Japenese firm has invented a device that turns a dog’s bark into words like I'm hungry, play with me and Help! Michael Vick is free
Both Lance Armstrong and Tom thought they could see their way to victory but it appears they forgot their bi-focals
Tom Watson failing to win the British Open and Lance Armstrong falling back on the Tour de France I guess old isn't the new young
It won't be long before Tom Watson will be telling his grandchildren about how he almost won the British Open walking uphill, into a blizzard, barefoot
A big shout out to Sherlock Holmes for finding Watson's ball on 17
A report says Watermelons may prevent erectile dysfunction which may explain all the dicks at Mosiac field
A report says Watermelons may prevent erectile dysfunction which may explain why the Roughriders were playing like stiffs against the Alouettes...
Officials say the H1N1 flu could rank with the Bubonic flu of the 1600's , Spanish Flu of the 1900' or the Philly Flu of the Flyers Cup run
World Anti-Drugging Association to investigate the performance enhancing properties of Metamucil, Bran Flakes and Geritol
The British Open... you can't spell fescue without FU
Headline: Tom Watson a stroke off the pace maker
Max Mosley goose stepping down from F-1 Reich or Wrong?
Must be the farmer in me coming out but watching the British Open all I can think is look at the fescue on that one
A sign you may not win the Tour de France...your high performance secret sauce is from McDonalds
Japan's sumo wrestlers are hitting the beach to promote environmental awareness and to remain carbon neutral planted a forest
A sign you may not win the Tour de France...your blood doping expert is Dracula
The Toronto Argos are leaving Arland Bruce off the team saying he should beat it
Japan's sumo wrestlers are hitting the beach to promote environmental awareness trouble is they keep getting pushed back into the water
Manny enters in the 6th inning and hits a grand slam... says he is feeling better in the 2nd trimester
Thieves in Australia have stolen 58 curling rocks from a truck. Police say they managed to make a clean sweep of the goods
Thieves in Australia have stolen 58 curling rocks from a truck. Police say it looked like an in the house job done by hacks
Thieves in Australia have stolen 58 curling rocks from a truck. Police say it wasn't a professional job and likely the work of an in turn
Thieves in Australia have stolen 58 curling rocks from a truck. Police say a witness heard the robbers yelling hurry...hard...hard
Kush Support claims to help endowed women sleep better when placed between the breasts replacing the old way a wad 20's from Pacman Jones
The world of news reporting was stunned when it was learned the death of Walter Cronkite was first reported on a Twitter from Chad Ochocinco
After tossing Galaxy fans the bird I guess David can now extend it like Beckham
A Japenese firm has invented a device that turns a dog’s bark into words like I'm hungry, play with me and Help! Michael Vick is free
Both Lance Armstrong and Tom thought they could see their way to victory but it appears they forgot their bi-focals
Tom Watson failing to win the British Open and Lance Armstrong falling back on the Tour de France I guess old isn't the new young
It won't be long before Tom Watson will be telling his grandchildren about how he almost won the British Open walking uphill, into a blizzard, barefoot
A big shout out to Sherlock Holmes for finding Watson's ball on 17
A report says Watermelons may prevent erectile dysfunction which may explain all the dicks at Mosiac field
A report says Watermelons may prevent erectile dysfunction which may explain why the Roughriders were playing like stiffs against the Alouettes...
Officials say the H1N1 flu could rank with the Bubonic flu of the 1600's , Spanish Flu of the 1900' or the Philly Flu of the Flyers Cup run
World Anti-Drugging Association to investigate the performance enhancing properties of Metamucil, Bran Flakes and Geritol
The British Open... you can't spell fescue without FU
Headline: Tom Watson a stroke off the pace maker
Max Mosley goose stepping down from F-1 Reich or Wrong?
Must be the farmer in me coming out but watching the British Open all I can think is look at the fescue on that one
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