June 4 '07

After seeing the rash of skippers melt down this week Major League Baseball is developing an “angry manage vent” program.

Billy Donovan is having second thoughts about leaving Florida for the NBA. He now say he was misquoted when he said “see you later Gator”.

Gary Sheffield says in an interview with GQ the reason there are less black players in Baseball is because his race demands respect, and the Lationos don’t. All they care about is playing the game and making millions of dollars and really who can respect that?

This time when Chris Pronger of the Anaheim Ducks was suspended for another elbow to the head he didn’t blame the Canadian media. Instead he blamed a vast right winger conspiracy.

David Beckman is being considered the first Star Wars player for English Football being as he is from a Galaxy far far away.