June 5 2007

Liverpool football fans are so upset at being called the worst behaved in Europe they are threatening to become violent, sorry make that more violent.

It turns out Roger Clemmons groin injury was just an old mans groan about having an injury.

New England Patriots cornerback Asante Samuel says he won’t join the team until week 10 after the insulting $7.79 million dollar one year offer. Samuel says it’s not about the money it is about respect. “How can I look my unemployed posse members in the eye with a contract like that?”

Asked how to stop Anaheim defenseman Scott Neidermayer Ottawa Senators Daniel Alfredsson said “I’ll take a shot at it”.