Former CFL quarterback Matt Dunigan was given the opportunity to be an official in a recent game and the first time he threw a flag it was intercepted.

Tour de France officials are blaming Tuesdays crash on road rage not roid rage.

Cowboy Zeb Lanham was launched 15’into the air by the bull Wrangler Rock Star who was upset after being left out of the Live Earth concert.

After announcing the 2009 Olympic Curling Trials would be held in Edmonton officials are now saying they have to wait until their wives approve.

After flying directly to Hamilton after a lopsided loss the Calgary Stampeders are having a tough time removing the bad taste from their mouth.

Toronto Blue Jays Alex Rios was subbed in with 2 out in the 9th inning of the All Star Game due to the new no child left behind rule.

With Dave Dickenson throwing 1 TD in 2 games, Henry Burris putting up 8 points in a loss to Saskatchewan, Anthony Calvillo getting sacked 14 times in 2 games and Jason Maas getting shelled in Hamilton this year may not be a pivotal one for the CFL.

Lions OT Rob Murphy got into a shouting match with the father of Eskimos DE Adam Braidwood after Rob pushed Adam and held him to the turf. Rob was contrite asking the father for forgiveness for he has pinned.

In a poll by Calgary Stampeder players Regina and Hamilton were selected as the cities with the least pretty women. In a related poll the women in both Regina and Hamilton voted Calgary as the team to have the most incomplete passes.