With players getting ejected from CFL games in Saskatchewan and Vancouver officials are asking teams to take their fight songs less serious.

The Calgary Stampeders game plan was to pressure the quarterback but when Terrius George was kicked out of the game they were unable to hairy Kerry.

Question of the weekend “can hot dog eating champ Takeru Kobayashi still cut the mustard”? You have to wonder if arthritis of the jaw didn’t play a part in Jeremy Roenicks retirement as well.

UFC president Dana White says Canada would get more fights if they had less hockey games to which Gary Bettman replied “hey we tried”.

Nik Lewis and Jermaine Copeland have promised to not celebrate as much after catching passes this year and they plan to do this by dropping as many as possible.

When told by the NHL they would have to spend a minimum $34 million on salaries in the upcoming year Edmonton Oilers GM Kevin Lowe said to the stick boys… buy a house.

Wonder if Lowe can relate to the pressure of the men at the world wife carrying championships? In the new psychological evaluation the Oilers give to prospective players one of the questions is “Do you enjoy the TV Show Wife Swap”?

At the start of the Under 20 World Cup the Canadian media went out of their way to report we had a chance to advance in the tournament. I thought they meant win some games not just advance the ball occasionally. And who are the writers that predicted we would do well? Shouldn’t they go back to covering the Toronto Maple Leafs?