July 31 2007

Suspended NFL player “Packman” Jones is said to be in talks with TNA Wrestling possible employment. Asked if he was concerned about the lengthy list of charges against Jones a TNA official said they believe everyone is innocent until proven unable to sell tickets.

Headline “Yankees trade Proctor and Gamble on Betemit”

Jury selection in the trial of Mitch Cozad the Northern Colorado back-up punter accused of stabbing the starting punter in order to get the #1 job began today. Lawyers for Mr. Cozad asked potential jurors if they watched CSI, had formed an opinion from the media or believed punters weren’t really “athletes”.

A huge Day in Boston where the Celtics acquired All Star Kevin Garnet, the Red Sox acquired Cy Young winner Eric Gagne and the Bruins have yet to be mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

American soccer superstar Freddy Adu has signed with the Portuguese team Benfica. This is a sign of the growth in player development in the US. It usually takes years for a player to sign with a European second tier league.

Rod Beck an ex-major league picture who recently died in a car accident had suspicious substances found in his house. They included a white powdery substance on the roll top desk, a loaded semiautomatic handgun, and a bag containing numerous glass bowl pipes and torch lighters or as Lindsay Lohan calls it reasonable doubt.

The president of the National Association of Sports Officials Barry Mario is worried the fallout from the NBA betting scandal will affect the reputation of their profession. A spokesperson for fans said the referees can expect the same respect they have always been given.