Yu Zhenhuan the world’s hairiest man is asking to be a part of the Olympic Torch Run citing his brush with fame and wanting to make a permanent contribution.
In a nod to Michael Vick NFL teams will now assign #7 to players dogging it in practice.
Three time formula one champ Nelson Piquet was forced to take a Drivers Ed class after racking up too many points on his license. The most common infraction for Nelson was passing on the shoulder.
After missing another game the only person with an ankle more closely monitored than David Beckham is Lindsay Lohan.
After hearing the NY Rangers tear into him during his arbitration hearing smack talker Sean Avery was quoted as saying ‘If you can’t say anything good about someone you shouldn’t say anything”.
After selling out their season tickets despite having little luck upgrading their team in the off season the PR Representative for the Edmonton Oilers figures guys just want to have a chance to go somewhere without their wives.
Complaining of a stiff back that could cause him to miss the next tournament Jim Furyk says he now regrets asking for his Canadian Open winnings in loonies.
After hearing Italian golfer Alessandro Pissilli tested positive for Finasteride a drug used to treat hair loss I guess my hat’s off to him. Now that golfers are aware of the dangers of treating hair loss there will be fewer players making the cut.
I guess Michael Strahan figured if his wife could get an increase in her divorce settlement by using the words “feeling betrayed” he’d give it a shot.
Chicago Bulls Eddy Curry and Antoine Walker of the Miami Heat have both recently been robbed while living in Chicago. They both say this will not cause them to consider moving to Edmonton. Curry was robbed of jewelry estimated to be in the hundreds of thousands and his wife lost some too. Curry said her losses were limited because he doesn’t fool around.
A professional gambler says he suspected another gambler was benefiting from insider information given to him by referee Tim Donaghy. “No gambler I know would bet Memphis to beat the spread”.
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