July 5 2007

Olympic vaulter Giuseppe Gibilisco has agreed to talk with Italian sports authorities about his alleged steroid use after earlier remaining silent. He now says there are some topics he will touch with a 10’ pole.

Jeremy Roenick has decided to retire after 18 seasons in the NHL saying his tongue just couldn’t take one more season. In addition to his goals and assists Jeremy may have been the second best ice dancer behind Wil Farrell.

The Russian resort of the Black Sea has been awarded the 2014 Winter Olympics which in a rare co-incidence is the name athletes have given to the 2008 Olympic pool in Beijing.

The people of Edmonton may have lost Michael Nylander but the good news is they now have nearly a full leagues worth of players to boo.

International Cricket officials are reportedly upset over the length of the World Cup saying over 65 days was just killing time.

Texas Billionaire Alan Stanford has given $100 million to the West Indies Cricket Association. With the money officials are going to increase player development, hold a Caribbean Tournament and have a really great tea party.

Robyn Regeher has signed a $4 million contract extension with the Calgary Flames which is far below what he would receive as a free agent. Robyn says with this contract he gets something he has always wanted…the negatives.