Naked Dumb!

With all the streakers at McMahon Field in Calgary you have to wonder after seeing Henry Burris get injured why all the desire to do a naked bootleg?

Jose Offerman was arraigned on Monday for his attack on a pitcher and catcher during a game. Jose has pleaded not guilty to assault on the battery.

San Diego Padres Milton Bradley tore ligaments in his knee while arguing with an umpire. Doctors hope to have Milton up and throwing light fits in about a month and should be able to work his way up to hissy fits by the start of spring training. The Padres are considering hiring Atlanta Braves Manager Bobby Cox to show Milton how to hrow fits using the whole body to avoid future injuries.

NHL players are saying the new water resistant jerseys do not allow the players sweat to cool and so they are changing their gloves, underwear and skates more often. A spokesperson for Reebok makers of the new jerseys say they will soon unveil an new line of moisture wicking underwear and gloves to soak up the extra sweat. Players are having a tough time getting used to the new tight fitting jerseys but the biggest complaint is that the new pants make their asses look fat.

The Chicago Cubs are closing in on a pennant and in preparation for a possible World Series run Hell is stocking up on ice making equipment.