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Saturday, September 29, 2007

Gooooooooooad!

Steve Downie is hoping his suspension will be reduced by the NHL but it seems to me like a leap of faith. Watching all the people in hockey attack Downie you wonder if they shouldn’t be penalized for piling on.

Mike Keenan was about the only NHL person that questioned Dean McAmmonds decision to admire the pass he made instead of keeping his head up. The league wanted to censure him for his comments but couldn’t find anyone willing to make the call.

The NHL has put Ottawa Senators forward Brian McGratten on notice saying if he threatens anyone in the future he will be threatened again with disipline.

The BC Lions are “scared” because they haven’t seen a lot of Akili Smith on film whereas the Calgary Stampeders are scared because they have.

If you wonder why the Canadian Government is suddenly so concerned with Global Warming it is because they have just figured out there would be less hockey and more soccer.

Mongolian Sumo Wrestler Yokozuna Hakuho was given 100 horses and sheep for winning a major Sumo Tournament. Yokozuna thanked the people of his home villiage for what he called a good pre-tournament meal.

NBA rookie Greg Oden says despite his season ending injury he will be the best possible teammate by cheering, handing out towels and going to the Strip Club early to get the best after game seats.

The US Womens Soccer team was beaten by Brazil and to show what good sports they are some are donating the shirts off their back to charity. The team is upset by the way Brazil taunted them saying it was a blatant infringement on their trademark.

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