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Sunday, September 30, 2007

The Breast Defense

After seeing the BC-Calgary game it is apparent the Stampeders Achilles heel isn’t at quarterback it is their defense.

Health organizations around North America have advised women to stop breast self exams and in an act of charity Travis Henry has offered to take up the slack.

After seeing Woody Austin fall face first into the water after an attempted shot it is obvious that unlike Tiger Woods he can’t walk on water. Woody later won first prize in the wet Tee Shirt Contest.

With the injuries to so many CFL quarterbacks the Grey Cup Game has been re-named Last Man Standing.

The Fantasy Hockey Drafts are just about complete which gives Toronto Maple Leaf Fans an actual shot at a Championship.

The NHL is considering foreign expansion with the possible locations being discussed as London England, Munich Germany and Winnipeg Manitoba.

After watching a hockey game, baseball game and a football triple header on Saturday I know why God decreed Sunday as a day of rest and to wind down will watch 3 NFL Games. Women of North America have a word for this time of year, shopping.

Germany won the Women’s World Cup of Soccer giving all of Germany a reason to drink in October.

NASCAR driver Tony Stewart will not be penalized for uttering a profanity as officials feel he was just trying to communicate with his fans in a language they could understand.

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