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Tuesday, October 2, 2007

A Point to Ponder

The Calgary Stampeders fired their defensive coordinator Denny Creehan thus giving them 2 sacks for the year. Not to say the Stamps defense in porous but there were less holes in OJ Simpsons alibi.

The Stampeders fired Danny Creehan but kept his son Casey and elevated him to the position of next to kin.

The Edmonton Oilers signed rookie Sam Gagner to an entry level contract and although Sam was thrilled to be starting for the Oilers, sources said he could hardly wait for his next offer from the Anaheim Ducks.

The Arizona Cardinals will stick with the 2 quarterback system despite the protest of Matt Leinart. His objection came as a surprise to Matts former girlfriend and the father of her child who said Matt was always willing to share his balls.

Former Miami Dolphin running back Rickey Williams has applied to be reinstated with the NFL following a drug related suspension. Rickey spent the past season in the CFL cementing his reputation as a dope running back.

Shaquille O’Neil spent his off season doing UFC fighting and now has his eyes set on the super-super-super-super heavy weight title currently held by the Goodyear Blimp.

Monday was the 75th anniversary of Babe Ruth’s famous home run where he pointed to the center field fence and then hit the next pitch over it. In tribute to that great event NY Mets pitcher Tom Glavine pointed to the center field fence several times in his crucial final game.

You know it is going to be a long season for the Toronto Maple Leafs when Sports Select has their Over Under set higher than the Toronto Argonauts.

The NY Mets sent out an email to apologize to fans for blowing a 7 game lead late in the season. A spokesperson for the Mets later sent out a correction saying they were mostly sorry for being in the lead for so long.

Olympic Pairs Figure Skating Champions Jamie Sale and David Pelletier are the proud parents of a son which after some protests has been upgraded to a golden child.

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