My thanks to Cam Hutchinson for supporting this creation. Cheers DJW

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Growth Spurt

Danny Heatley of the Ottawa Senators has signed a new 6 year contract which included salary, bonus clauses and the agreement all of the players will rise and say “Hail Heatley” when he enters a room.

I find if you turn off the sound while watching a NHL game the quality of the picture improves drastically. After listening to all the talking heads spouting their predictions it is now clear that HD TV should stand for Hopefully Deaf.

After experimenting with designer growth hormones New England Patriots safety is back from suspension and is one of the few players who really can tuck his tail between his legs and run.

The Anaheim Ducks lost to the Detroit Red Wings after their extended road trip to London England. The Ducks seemed to suffer from both jet lag and the desire to drive down the wrong side of the wing.

No comments: