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Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Hands on Coaching

The Calgary Stampeders are upset with CBC commentator Sean Millington for suggesting on air that quarterback Akil Smith should suck it up and play despite an injury. Millington said when he was a player he would often play injured and then walk home, uphill, in a blizzard, against the wind in his bare feet.

NY Knicks coach Isiah Thomas was found guilty by a jury of subjecting a former executive of unwanted sexual harassment. In his defense Isiah said he was just trying to demonstrate the finer points of a full court press. Despite the findings Isiah will not have to pay damages so he can once again hang on to his booty. In his defense Isiah nothed the defendant was taller than him and he was just trying to climb the corporate ladder.

Michael Vick completed an 8 hour class in empathy and animal protection and at the end was given a treat. Vick said he discovered killing dogs was bad, having dogs fight for money was bad and being caught was far worse.

After being suspended by the NHL Steve Downie has now been suspended by the American Hockey League and doesn’t appear to be given a fair hearing anywhere.

A 15 year old American weightlifter has tested positive for a banned stimulant. His parents were shocked and say they will stop giving him Flintstone chewables plus bennies.

At 36 Matts Sundin says he wants to end his career in Toronto. Matts joins a long line of players who have found their careers die while playing for the Maple Leafs. Sundin is set to pass the torch to another generation of Maple Leafs once they can find a fint and steel to ignite it.

Top 5 Signs your NHL team is in a rebuilding year
#5 You are $20 million under the salary cap
#4 The only person from your team picked in a fantasy draft was the trainer
#3 Star player still lives at home with his mom
#2 Hockey News pre season feature focused on the cheerleaders
#1 Hired a teacher to coach players with previous experience limited to pee wee girls

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