TSN-The Snitch Network

Saskatoon is in the midst of a baby boom and officials say it could be due to a blizzard 9 months ago, an economic upturn or a promotional visit by Travis Henry.

Calgary Stampeders Henry Burris came back from a separated shoulder to throw for 400 yards in a win over the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. Henry says he credits his quick recovery with exceptional conditioning, a God gifted ability to recover and the realization he is in his option year. I found it a little suspicious that Henry had such a great game the day before Calgary votes for their new Mayor.

A brawl between Saskatchewan Roughriders and Hamilton Tiger Cats players has the CFL looking to crack down hard. Officials are considering fines, suspensions or requiring the Hamilton players to sign up with the team for next year.

Watching the guy try to kick a field goal for $1 million dollars of Wendy’s money reminded me why you shouldn’t kick with cowboy boots on. The people at Wendy’s were obviously hesitant as they had given out $1 million before but really calling a time out just before he kicked seemed petty.

After playing a game in a torrential down pour it is clear that the Colorado Rockies can not only walk on water but hit and pitch as well.

Boston-based lawyer Paul Kelly is the favorite to land the new position of the head of the NHLPA. This is despite the help from Gary Bettman who offered his suggestions to the hiring committee including Barry Bendover, Freddie Foldalot and Harry Handitover.

A report says that Gord Miller a talking head with TSN leaked information on dissident members of the NHLPA to Bill Daley a member of the NHL. In his defense Miller says he had to do it or they threatened to give him a haircut like Rod Smith.

I was a little suspicious when Gord Miller had 3000 friends on Facebook and they all had email address in the NHL offices. If he really wanted to be a snitch why not take a job with the New England Patriots? Now at least I understand his latest story “Gary Bettman God or Just God’s Gift to Sport”. Millers actions have called into question the reporting practices of TSN which will now look to make a name change to "The Snitch Network".

The NLL is headed for a strike that could turf the season. The sticking point is salaries when it was shown a player could get paid more to be hit over the head with a stick from a nursing home.

In a bizarre scene at Yankee stadium George Steinbrenner fired himself and was immediately re-hired by his clone. Sources say George quit because he was tired of losing and will now funnel his efforts into winning the Iraq war.