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Saturday, October 13, 2007

Wooden it be Nice?

The Philadelphia Flyers are being compared to the Broad Street Bullies of the ‘70’s with the only difference being they are getting suspended so much. It’s more like the Street Clothes Bullies.

Hockey stick maker Sher-Wood is closing it’s plant because despite all the headlines players are laying on the lumber less.

Ticket Prices for the Vancouver Olympics have been announced and give a new meaning to BC, Bring Cash. The Americans were fine with the prices until they found out the tickets were in Canadian dollars.

Michelle Wie recently celebrated a birthday but was a bit embarrassed when she was unable to make a cut on the cake. Wie hopes that her game will improve now that she is no longer forced to use the kiddies caddy.

The Senate Committee investigation into the use of steroids in baseball is going to name names. This is causing players to re-think their off season conditioning programs and warn fans not to inflate their expectations. In a related story Balco makers of the clear steroid are suing Hockey Night in Canada for using their trademark “He Shoots, He Scores”.

The National Lacrosse League is in danger of canceling its season in a dispute with the players union. The two sides are stuck on the most contentious issue, free parking.

The New York Jets wore the uniforms they did when they were called the Titans. A spokesman for the Jets say they hope to wear other throwback jerseys including the Gladiators, the Mongols and the Turks.

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