Oscar Pistorius a double amputee who uses artificial legs to run with has been denied entry into the Olympic Games. IOC officials say the sprinter has an unfair advantage and it is important all athletes compete on a level playing field, except for those who use drugs. The IOC is worried letting Oscar run would open the door and the next thing you know the six million dollar man would want to be entered in the pentathlon.
The Toronto Blue Jays have traded often injured Troy Glaus for often injured Scott Rolen of the St. Louis Cardinals. The trade was contingent upon each player finding a Doctor who could keep a straight face and clear them to play.
The Calgary Flames have signed Curtis Joseph to a pro-rated contract which is a far better rating than the defence is getting. Cujo now gives the Flames a goalie controversy to round out the lack of secondary scoring and immobile defence. Asked why he didn’t take the offer in Toronto Cujo said “I was retired not retarded”.
The Toronto Maple Leafs are looking to hire an experienced GM to turn around the fortunes of the team. Early word was Scotty Bowman and Cliff Fletcher had the inside track until news a group of scientists successfully revived a dead heart which puts Sam Pollack back into the race.
People are calling for a complete demolition of the team which might mean Mike Holmes is the man for the job.
A virologist has determined that Christopher Columbus brought back syphilis from his trip to the New World. The data was collected using patterns obtained from NBA road trips.
A fossilized rat weighing more than 1 ton has been discovered in rock formations in Uruguay. This is the largest rat ever found and eclipses the previous record found in the Mitchell report.
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