Dwayne Wade has bought his mom a Church so now technically the Miami Heat have a prayer next year.
Amputee sprinter Oscar Pistorius was cleared to run against able bodied athletes and says he will try to get into the Olympics with every carbon fibre of his being.
In attempt to keep Pistorius from running Olympic officials are now claiming his entry would not be environmentally friendly because he leaves a huge carbon footprint
After playing the new Nintendo Wii Fit Games I have to give my fitness level two really, really big thumbs up.
It seems some latex gloves used in medical, dental and sports procedures have bugs imbedded in them. Bummer!
The US and the NY Yankees seem to be modeled on each other. They both have cartoonish father/son dynasties, spend enormous money on offensive weapons and declare mission accomplished despite all evidence to the contrary.
In order to help with the lottery draft the officials with the Chicago Bulls wore lucky thongs to help the balls drop in their favour.
Headline on the retirement of Mike Piazza “Piazza to Go”
Statistics Canada says US tourism has fallen in the last few years especially ones named Stanley.
Triple Crown contender Big Brown has a “mysterious” white spot just above his rib cage that some say marks him for greatness. This mark has been seen on the ribs of NHL player Keith Tkachuk but was found to be from eating too many White Spot hamburgers.
It seems one of the girls in the bondage sex scandal with F! Chief Max Mosley was married to a British MI5 Agent which might explain him saying on the tape “My name is Bound... James Bound”.
A group of women ski jumpers are suing to be included in the Olympic Games a move that they admit takes a leap of faith.
After seeing all the bribery and sexual corruption allegation against Olympic Officials it appears this will be the first group of women that won’t be allowed to jump them.
The Tampa Bay Rays introduced a group of tubby male cheerleaders this year and if they keep playing the way they are will soon hire fat ladies to sing to the other teams.
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