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Sunday, May 18, 2008

Parti On!

NY Yankee Jason Giambi says he wears a gold thong to break slumps or as Marv Albert calls it evening wear.

Giambi didn’t want to have the information made public saying it was a secret between him and Victoria.

A Japanese man has invented a solar powered bra and when Roger Clemens saw it his eyes just lit up.

Cleveland Browns offensive lineman Ryan Tucker broke his hip during practice or as Chris Chelios called it his greatest nightmare.

I didn’t know Steven Spielberg was a hockey fan but the original title to the new Indiana Jones movie was Indiana Jones and the Lost Ratings.

Elvis Stojko, who failed to win an Olympic gold medal, can still climb up on his podium to tell other athletes not to go to the Games.

Not sure what possessed Canadian Autumn Kelly to marry into the Royal family until I saw a picture of her after she had got hit in the head with a puck.

Prince Charles was very interested in Autumn talking about her adventures as a hockey player saying “I’m all ears”.

The Sikh religion celebrated their 309th year and coincidentally the end of the 1st Cricket game ever played.

Disgraced NBA referee Tim Donaghy could face up to 20 years in prison for betting on games he officiated and will probably need more than a whistle to stop the impending hard fouls.

The Huston Astros refused to get into a war of words with Baseball Canada saying they didn’t want to engage in any Clapp Trap.

The Government of Myanmar has told the Canadian Government they don’t need help with their national disaster reminding them they have never said a word about the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Stephen Harper might not be forthcoming during Question Period but he did pretty well answering questions about the Russia Canada first period.

Harper said he was dismayed by all the elbowing, bickering and cheap shots but was happy to be away from Ottawa to see the game.

TSN wanted to have Don Cherry for the Canada Russia game but were stymied by Quebec language laws that state a public figure must know at least one of the official languages.

I thought all the whistling during the Canada Russia game was to show disapproval by European fans but it turned out to be Canadian men showing approval for the beautiful Quebec women.

The new Russian Hockey League says they will have a salary cap to avoid their dreams turning to ruble.

The Parti Québécois is claiming they have massive support for separation citing chants of “Go Canada Go” during the World Hockey Championships in Quebec City.

A documentary on Mike Tyson at the Cannes Film Festival was very well received with many heavy hitters in attendance.

It must have been a tossup after the Canada Russia game between playing Queens “We are the champions” or “Bohemian Rhapsody.

My favourite Russian right winger is a tie between Vladimir Putin and Alexander Ovechkin.

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