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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Not so quiet on the Eastern Front!

Former CFL quarterback Matt Dunigan has a new show on the Food Network called Road Grill and by the looks of his physique he has a secret sauce or two.

NHL tough guy Chris Simon has agreed to play in the new Russian Hockey League and will change his name to Boris Breakitoff.

A 7 year old baseball player in Massachusetts was benched because his mom didn’t work the concession stand a rare case of a boy not getting to first base because his mom wouldn’t handle the wieners.

The Indianapolis 500 has a Bump Day which is the last chance to qualify for the event not to be confused with when Travis Henry’s newest girlfriend begins to show.

A new CD commemorating 40 years of futility for the Toronto Maple Leafs has been released with a working title, “The Chronicles of Nada”.

The Alberta Government has decided to shut down the Regional Health Authorities and centralize the urgent care services in the Edmonton Oilers dressing room.

Tiger Woods was named one of the fittest men in the world and then was quickly put on injured reserved.

Barack Obama was voted one of the world’s fittest men and yet he still can’t finish the victory lap.

Top 3 signs you might not make the list of fittest men

# 3 You got winded reading the names of the winners

# 2 You decide to watch Oprah because the remote is too far away

# 1 The most used piece of exercise equipment you own is a defibrillator

Federal Defence Minister Peter MacKay is playing for the Nova Scotia Keltics a club rugby team and says the scrums at Parliament Hill are tougher because they always hit below the belt.

A photographer was speared by a javelin at a track and field meet the first time a person from the paparazzi has got the point.

The WWE has suspended wrestler Darren Matthews for drug violations although they refused to say what drug the 6’ 450 lb. Matthews was taking.

The parents of a boy who was struck in the head by a ball hit from a metal bat is suing the manufacturer saying there is ample evidence aluminum can lead to memory loss.

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