June 11 2007

Barry Bonds mother has told him to “snap out of it” after his recent complaints about his teams performance. It was just the shot in the arm he needed.

After attacking golfer John Daly with a steak knife his wife Sherrie has now made more cuts on the men’s tour than Michelle Wie.

The faster the NHL approves Jim Balsillie taking over the Nashville predators the quicker he can add 15,000 people to his friends list on my space.

Kurt Busch was fined $100,000 and lost 100 points for nearly running over a crew of Tony Stewart. Kurt says if Tony had read the script they would have been on the same page.

The English Premier League is cracking down on illegal transfers saying the current rules have no teeth.

Olympic officials are considering adding skateboarding to the summer Olympics in an effort to attract more youth. This is in addition to the hammered toss, drive by skeet shooting and job changing decathlon.

Bjorn Borg pulled out of a celebrity tennis match recently after being bitten on the leg by a dog. Said Bjorn “That’s the last time I go to Michel Vicks for BBQ”.

Billy Donovan asked to be released from his contract with the Miami Heat, David Beckham wants out of his contract with the Los Angles Galaxy and Chris Pronger was released from his contract with the Edmonton Oilers. Is Tony Soprano the only person willing to fulfill his contracts?