Robbie drives NASCAR crazy

What a huge scrum this weekend as people grabbed for the balls of Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez and AJ Glass.

The movie 300 came out on the weekend Tom Glavin reached that milestone and Disturbia the same time Barry Bonds reached his.

After surviving a controversy over a whip, Jockey Jose Santos was inducted into the horse racing Hall of Fame and in his acceptance speech thanked his wife, his kids and most of all Marv Albert.

Tests on Terrel Owens showed his pain was not in his back but somewhat south of there.

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady celebrated his 30th birthday by spending quiet time waiting for a text message to see if he was a father.

Union officials for baseball umpires are not happy with MLB asking for background checks saying it is an offer they can refuse.

The Calgary Stampeders have activated defensive tackle Demetrious Maxie from retirement for their game against Montreal saying he gives them a veteran presence, leadership skills and above all a senior’s discount at the Clubs.

Micro-Organisms frozen for thousands of years have been brought back to life thus giving hope to fans of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

The British Government is striving to prevent another outbreak of foot and mouth disease and in a related story Jeremy Roenick has still not announced if he is going to retire.

NASCAR’S Robbie Gordon was put on probation for the rest of the year, will miss the next race, pay a $35,000 fine and be forced to hang a “student driver” sign on his bumper.

Watching the white haired owners of the Edmonton Oilers say they will take the team into the future is like having your grandpa explain to you the intricacies of video file sharing. The old men are still hoping they get to keep the Rexall Drugs discount.

Brady Quinn has signed a 5 year contract ending his holdout and says the loss of practice time should not affect the Cleveland Browns ability to finish last. Actually losing a few days of practice may prolong his career by a few snaps.