Some purists are questioning the use of an extensive elbow guard by Barry Bonds saying the rule book states it can only be used to protect an injury. In his defense Barry says he has had a bruised ego for the past 15 years.
The guard has been shown to create more fulcrums thus accelerating the momentum and substantially increasing the bat speed. The scientists who did the study are saddened by the conclusion as it now means they have to go back to trying to figure out why bridges collapse.
Matt Murphy' the student who caught Barry Bonds record breaking homerun is the first New York fan to catch anything in Giants Stadium other than a right hook. How ironic is it that a man from Queens caught a ball in San Francisco?
Reports of possible contamination in the water and food at the Beijing Olympics are going over like a lead balloon with officials. The balloon later tested well over the acceptable level of lead.
Organizers of the “Redneck Olympics” are being questioned after the weekend event ended with 54 arrests on charges ranging from public drunkenness to public urination. In addition to the fines the people charged will likely have to give back their medals.
Asked if he will appeal his one game suspension Edmonton Eskimo linebacker AJ Glass said “It’s a toss up”.
Glad to see Jay Mohr is back writing jokes for Fox Sports because why should their news department have all the one-liners?
The new owners of the Tampa Bay Lightning are denying rumors they named the company Absolute after the Vodka they drank while coming up with the idea. Maybe they were a bit blurry eyed and thought the amount they were paying for 3 players was for the whole team.
One of the sounds you don’t want to hear on a Golf course is Tiger Woods whistling “Baby needs new Booties”.
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