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Sunday, August 12, 2007

Reduced for Quick Sale

Ernie Ells says he will bet his house on Tiger Woods winning the PGA Championship but just to be on the safe side his wife purchased a bungalow in Edmonton to give away.

Sergio Garcia was sent home from the PGA Championship after signing a false scorecard though in his defense Math isn’t his first language.

David Beckham has re-injured his ankle and is doubtful for his next few games. David said he aggravated it during a flight where he tripped over his fellow teammates while heading from coach to first class.

The Calgary Stampeders are being criticized for not rushing the ball enough and yet by co-incidence the fans appear to be running out of patience.

Pacman Jones has been told he cannot do any real fighting while employed with TNA Wrestling so he will be doing what every other wrestler does. A spokesman for Pacman said he never intended to be physically involved as it could possibly hurt his trigger finger. Instead his fights will be done by his bodyguards Super Mario Smith and Donkey Kong Dave.

It must be tough to be playing with Tiger Woods when you are having an off day. He gets the crowd roaring while the polite applause you get is similar to what a kid hears at band camp.

Lately Calgarians have been exposed on the world stage with Stephen Ames in the final group with Tiger Woods, Owen Hargreaves starting for Manchester United and Cowboys Barmaid Cherie Cymbalisty being seen in Prince Harry's dreams.

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