The Naked Score

Alex Rodriguez has been given the key to New York City with the stipulation he locks up after he leaves.

FIFA is setting up a way to track unusual betting patterns called the Early Warning System in time for the next World Cup. This is not to be confused with the Terrorist Early Warning System which last year didn’t see the up tick in the amount bet on Iraqi insurgents.

Biff naked has said yes to a marriage proposal from Vancouver sports writer Ian Walker thus cementing the union of the ink stained scribe with the ink arm lined. In keeping with his profession the pre-nuptial contract will be 3 years with an option for 4.

The movie Super Bad was originally written with a baseball theme and the lead character was a homerun king who refused to acknowledge his steroid use called McLying.

The stock market took a nosedive sending shock waves throughout the major financial markets of North America including Wall Street, Bay Street and MLB Bullpens.

Jason Giambi has escaped punishment for his admitted steroid use because of his openness and especially his charitable work. Asked to comment Mark McGuire said he does a lot of work with former baseball players that have recently contracted Alzheimer’s.

The president of the Florida Marlins has said he doesn’t want people convicted of a felony playing for his team. In light of that he has offered to trade away most of his team.

Alarms began to ring at the FIFA Early Warning System meeting when NBA referee Tim Donaghy said he was thinking of giving soccer a kick.

A little leaguer from Japan has tested positive for measles thus explaining the rash of errors and spotty play of the team.