Don't Sweat the Small Stuff

The Toronto Maple Leafs are trying to sign underage junior John Tavares in an attempt to circumvent the NHL draft rules. Skeptics think this is an attempt by GM John Ferguson Jr. to deflect his current problems but Ferguson denied this and is quoted as saying “Look at the shiny diamond”. Toronto is proposing a return to the days when each team had territorial rights to their players although they expect to see some reluctance from Phoenix and Florida.

The National Lacrosse League has agreed with the players union on a new 7 year deal. Terms of the contract were not immediately available although a source close to the negotiations said 2 for 1 coupons were in the mix. With salaries averaging $19,000 owners felt giving them more would jeopardize their eligibility for food stamps.

NBA commissioner David Stern is altering the rules governing officials being allowed to place bets. Stern says the will allow referees to bet on games that don’t matter like Lotteries, NCAA Tournaments and any tilt involving Seattle or Memphis.

NHL players are asking to be allowed to wear uniforms without the new waterproof treatment. Players say the water is pooling and this is one area where they don’t want their cup to runneth over.

Michigan State football coach Mark Dantonio says he will not suspend 3 players accused of robbery noting they lead the team in steals and picks.

San Diego Chargers are most likely to play their home game on Sunday despite the fact over 10,000 people are camping out in the stadium due to brush fires. Officials say they will have to re-vamp their tailgate party to include baby formula as well as beer. Asked if the soot filled air will affect the players a team spokesman says they will just pretend they are playing in the Meadowlands.

Miami Dolphins tackle Zack Thomas will miss Sundays game in London England because of whiplash from a car accident. Team officials said the accident could have been worse but at the last minute Zack swerved into the right lane.