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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Hair Apparaent

Another Grey Cup ring belonging to former Stampeder Alondra Johnson has surfaced in addition to the one currently on E-Bay. Experts say there is a vast market in fake sports memorabilia mostly being purchased by men who want to impress women with championship rings they claim are their own. The ring on E-Bay has a current bid of $1700 by J. Ferguson Jr. in Toronto.

Former Olympic downhill skier Cary Mullen resigned after being elected for town council in Chestermere Alberta. Mullen said his busy traveling schedule would not allow him to attend Council meetings and was led to believe he would not have to attend like a Senator. After learning of his victory Liberal Leader Stephan Doin begged him to run in the upcoming election saying there was no chance he would win but could be a great help to a Party going downhill at breakneck speed.

Toronto was in a state of euphoria when it was discovered an American sporting team would play a home game in their city. The excitement quickly turned to disappointment when it was revealed the team was the Buffalo Bills and not the Buffalo Sabers. The big question on the mind of Toronto sport fans has to be if the City is big enough to support another loser?

Members of the Buffalo Bills came to Toronto to do some PR, donate $1500 to a sports charity and sell their Toyota Land Cruisers for a tidy sum.

The Ottawa Senators are said to have an inside track on signing free agent Peter Forsberg with the only sticking point being Forsberg’s demand he be paid in Canadian dollars.

NASCAR driver Carl Edwards is upset his teammates don’t congratulate him for his victories, acknowledge his help when they win a race and worst of all didn’t even notice his new hairstyle.

With the NFL holding a regular season game in London England does this qualify as a Bye Bye Week?

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